I think I am infected. There was this girl see....and she promised it was not contagious....and she was real cute....and she told me she was a libertarian.........but I digress. ;)
2007-02-21 11:30:03 · 12 answers · asked by itsdabigbadwolf 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
LOL Nope, honey, you're just doomed!! ;o)
Welcome to the dark side.
2007-02-21 11:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by Jadis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You better call Ted Haggard, he might make an appointment with you. I think you're going to be okay under his care and you should go to California, where you will be treated by liberals who will help you get back on the right track.
2007-02-21 12:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you have sex with Anne Coulter? Cos if you did, your rambling reactionary views (and dubious sexuality) are the last of your problems...
2007-02-21 12:54:43 · answer #3 · answered by surroundedbyimbeciles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself to a hospital immediately to be decontaminated. Conservativism is a deadly disease that waste the brain. I hope your not too late in getting treatment.
2007-02-21 11:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by Pop D 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hurry and get help before it's too late. Otherwise you may end up like me.
2007-02-21 11:48:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cure for gayness? like its a disease...
yes, knowledge. the problem lies in their inability to open their "minds" to knowledge. once they can do that, they're cured...
btw, the dog, is it yours? i have a austrian shepherd.
2007-02-21 11:34:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you are infected with conservatism, then you're cured.
2007-02-21 11:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Such wit!
And such an enlightened, illuminating and unbiased question.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your immeasurable contribution to the national dialog.
2007-02-21 11:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is like to asking him to end his relationship with George Bush-er a spiritual relationship....
2007-02-21 11:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
try running into a wall, stay away from fox news, maybe a gun shot to the head?
2007-02-21 11:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by sydb1967 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋