Fav. Harry Potter quote?

Question

I have a few, ok here they are. They're kinda conversations, though.

"yes"
"yes, sir"
"there's no need to call me 'sir', Professor"
~Harry & Snape ~HP and the order of the Phoenix

"Dumbledor's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?
"yeah, I am. Glad we straightened that out."
~Harry & the Minister ~HP and the Half blood Prince

"You know minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many occations, but you can't deny he's got style." ~ Phineas Nigellus Black ~ HP and the HBP

"Yeah, we're not stupid, we know we're called Gred and Forge." ~ Fred & Gorge ~ HP and the Sorcers Stone

Thats just some of my favorite quotes! What are yours?

Just remembered one more that I thought was really funny...

"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" [Harry]
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron.

ok here are a few more then i promise i'll shut up!

"Brilliant!" said Harry "It's potions last thing on Friday! Snape wont have time to poison us all!"
~GOF

...and pulled Ron;s predictions tward her.
"Not going to have a verry good month are you?" said Hermione sardonically as Crookshanks curled up in her lap.
"Ah well, at least i'm forwarned." Ron yawned.

Srry, ignore that first part, wasn't finished typing.

Ok here we go again...

...and pulled Ron's predictions tward her.
"Not going to have a verry good month are you?" said Hermione sardonically as Crookshanks curled up in her lap.
"Ah well, at least i'm forwarned." Ron yawned.
"You seem to be drowning twice." said Hermione.
"Oh, am I?" said Ron, peering down at his predictions. "I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging hippogriff."

~HP&GOF

~~~~~

"If you made a better rat then human, Peter, that's not much to boast about."

~Sirius Black to Peter ~ POA

~~~~~
"I liked the D.A.! I learned loads with you!" (Neville)
"I enjoyed the meetings too," said Luna serenley. "It was like having friends."
~~~
"People expect you to have cooler friends than us," said Luna once again displaying her knack for embarrasing honesty.
"You are cool," said Harry shortly.

~HP&HBP ~( Luna is one of my fav. characters! She's so random!)

Answer 1

LOTS of them!! Especially Lee Jprdan's sooooooo biased comments on Quidditch match!

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"


"yes"
"yes, sir"
"there's no need to call me 'sir', Professor"



"So -- after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating..."
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul..."
'Jordan, I'm warning you --"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which
could happen to anyone...."



"Gryffindor leads by eighty points to zero, and look at that Firebolt
go! Potter's really putting it through its paces now, see it turn --
Chang's Comet is just no match for it, the Firebolt's precision- balance is really noticeable in these long --"
"JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!"



"THIRTY-ZERO! TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY, CHEATING --"
"Jordan, if you can't commentate in an unbiased way --"
"I'm telling it like it is, Professor!"



"YOU CHEATING SCUM!" Lee Jordan was howling into the megaphone,dancing out of Professor McGonagall's reach. "YOU FILTHY, CHEATING B --"
Pprofessor McGonagall didn't even bother to tell him off She was
actually shaking her finger in Malfoys direction, her hat had fallen off, and she too was shouting furiously.



'And it's Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for
years but she still won't go out with me -'
'JORDAN!' yelled Professor McGonagall.



'Weasley is our King, Weasley is our King, He always lets the Quaffle in Weasley is our King.'
'Weasley cannot save a thing, He cannot block a single ring…"
'WEASLEY WAS BORN IN A BIN
HE ALWAYS LETS THE QUAFFLE IN…'
'WEASLEY WILL MAKE SURE WE WIN WEASLEY IS OUR KING…'
THAT'S WHY SLYTHERINS ALL SING WEASLEY IS OUR KING.'



'You know what?' Harry said to Ron and Hermione as they entered the Great Hall. 'I think
we'd better check with Puddlemere United whether Oliver Wood's been killed during a
training session, because Angelina seems to be channelling his spirit.'



'Weasley is our King, Weasley is our King, He didn't let the Quaffle in, Weasley is our King…"
'Weasley can save anything, He never leaves a single ring, That's why.Gryffindors all sing: Weasley is
our King.'
'Weasley is our King, Weasley is our King, He didn't let the Quaffle in, Weasley is our King…"



'Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure,' said Luna in a singsong voice.



"Ginny, where're you going?" yelled Harry, who had found hint self trapped in the midst of a mass midair hug with the rest of tin1 team, but Ginny sped right on past them until, with an almighty crash, she collided
with the commentators podium. As the crowd shrieked and laughed, the Gryffindor team landed beside the wreckage of wood under which Zacharias was feebly stirring,: Harry heard Ginny saying blithely to an irate Professor McGonagall, "Forgot to brake, Professor, sorry."



'Watch it,' he said, pointing wamingly at Harry and Ginny. 'Just because I've given my permission doesn't mean I can't withdraw it -'
"Your permission",' scoffed Ginny. 'Since when did you give me permission to do anything? Anyway, you said yourself you'd rather it was Harry than Michael or Dean.'
'Yeah, 1 would,' said Ron grudgingly. 'And just as long as you don't start snogging each other in public -'
'You filthy hypocrite! What about you and Lavender, thrash-ing around like a pair of eels all over the place?' demanded Ginny.



"It was an accident, I'm sorry, Demelza, really sorry!" Ron shouted after her as she zigzagged back to the ground, dripping blood everywhere. "I just —"
"Panicked," Ginny said angrily, landing next to Demelza and examining her fat lip. "You prat, Ron, look at the state of her!"
"I can fix that," said Harry, landing beside the two girls, pointing his wand at Demelzas mouth, and saying "Episkey." "And Ginny, don't call Ron a prat, you're not the Captain of this team —"
"Well, you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should —"
Harry forced himself not to laugh.



"Narcissa!" he said, in a squeaky voice. "And Bellatrix! How charming--"
"Wormtail will get us drinks, if you'd like them," said Snape. "And then he will return to his bedroom."
Wormtail winced as though Snape had thrown something at him.
"I am not your servant!" he squeaked, avoiding Snape's eye.
"Really? I was under the impression that the Dark Lord placed you here to assist me."
"To assist, yes--but not to make you drinks and--and clean your house!"
"I had no idea, Wormtail, that you were craving more dangerous assignments," said Snape silkily. "This can be easily arranged: I shall speak to the Dark Lord--"
"I can speak to him myself if I want to!"
"Of course you can," said Snape, sneering. "But in the meantime, bring us drinks. Some of the elf-made wine will do."



"You know how I think they choose people for the Gryffindor team?" said
Malfoy loudly a few minutes later, as Snape awarded Hufflepuff another
penalty for no reason at all. "It's people they feel sorry for. See,
there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've
got no money -- you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no
brains."
Neville went bright red but turned in his seat to face Malfoy.
"I'm worth twelve of you, Malfoy," he stammered.
Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle howled with laughter, but Ron, still not
daring to take his eyes from the game, said, "You tell him, Neville."
"Longbottom, if brains were gold you'd be poorer than Weasley, and
that's saying something."



"And the
Quaffle is taken immediately by Angelina Johnson of Gryffindor -- what
an excellent Chaser that girl is, and rather attractive, too --"
"JORDAN!"
"Sorry, Professor."



'Stand up straight,' said Sirius impatiently. 'Now, what are you up to?'
'Kreacher is cleaning,' the elf repeated. 'Kreacher lives to serve the Noble House of Black -'
'And it's getting blacker every day, it's filthy,' said Sirius.

Answer 2

All the ones you picked and the other people's ones too.

Especially:

"Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the information you conceal!"
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business"
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair the slimeball."

It was HILARIOUS!!!

Answer 3

"Dear, dear,Miss Brown, would you mind running along to the headmistress and informing her theat we have an escaped firework in our classroom?" Mcgonagall HP & OOP

"Don't stun them Filch!"
"Right you are, Headmistress!"
Umbridge and Filch about stunning the Fireworks, HP & OOP

"Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the information you conceal!"
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business"
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair the slimeball." Snape and the Marauder's Map, HP & PoA

Answer 4

Argh! You guys already beat me to many of my favorite quotes. I've got to say that I'm particularly fond of the Marauder's map telling Snape off, Lupin's description of a werewolf, Ginny's explanation to Romilda about Harry's and Ron's supposed tattoos, Lupin's "furry little problem", and Fred and George's departure from Hogwarts. Here are some other good ones:

"I was never a prefect myself," said Tonks brightly...
"My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities."
"Like what?" said Ginny
"Like the ability to behave myself," said Tonks.

And the Twins explaining the effects of Fever Fudge to Ron:
"Does it work?" inquired Ron hopefully,
"Well, yeah," said Fred, "your temperature'll go right up --"
"--but you get these massive puss-filled boils too," said George,
"and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"--but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

"Hello, Kreacher," said Fred very loudly, closing the door with a snap. The house-elf froze in his tracks, stopped muttering, and then gave a very pronounced and very unconvincing start of surprise.
"Kreacher did not see Young Master," he said, turning around and bowing to Fred. Still facing the carpet, he added, perfectly audibly, "Nasty little brat of a blood traitor it is."
"Sorry?" said George. "Didn't catch that last bit."
"Kreacher said nothing," said the elf, with a second bow to George, adding in a clear undertone, "and there's its twin, unnatural little beasts they are."

Answer 5

I love the "Gred and Forge" one too. Here are some of my other favorites

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Dumbledore HP& the Sorcerer's Stone

"Wingardium Leviosa."
"You're saying it wrong. It's Wing-GAR-dium Levi-O-sa, make the GAR nice and long."
"You do it then, if you're so clever!"
"Wingardium Leviosa."
-Ron and Hermione HP&Sorcerer's Stone

Answer 6

'We're nearly there ... I can Apparate us both back ... don't worry ...'
"I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'
my favourite I have others I like but this is truely my favourite it showed another side of dumbledore and said so much.

Answer 7

i think the line that Fluer says when Bill gets hurt is hilarious, i dont know it word for word but its soomething like " You Think I vould not love him becasue of a little bite?? I am good looking enough for the both of us I think"

Answer 8

"Three dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a hippogriff tattoed across your chest."

"What did you tell her?"

"I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail, much more macho."

"Thanks, and waht did you tell her Ron's got."

"A pygmy puff, but I didn't say where."

-Hp & the HBP

Answer 9

"Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself"

Hermione Granger on speaking the name of the Dark Lord Voldemort.

Answer 10

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

Answer 11

my favourite quote:
it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live-dumbledore
love all the quotes, though, they're my favourite books