2007-02-21 10:14:57 · 14 answers · asked by The_Truth 3 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Just a test to see what a s s h o l e would answer first.CONGRATULATIONS!
2007-02-21 10:23:34 · update #1
Heard it before. Next.
2007-02-21 10:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by auklaud 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took my wife to the docs because every time she opened her legs a tune emitted from her fanny.It was a wonder full whistling melody ,not unlike Roger Whitaker on a good day." What do do recon to that ?" I asked the medic as he bent close to the wife's open crotch to listen to the music..."Hmm ,sounds like some **** whistling to me" the learn ed fellow said.
2007-02-21 18:25:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am in a cooking class and last evening I took in a three pound bag of pecans and oneof the prettier women told me that she could see that I had brought my nuts to class.
My reply--All the time, I never leave home without them.
2007-02-21 18:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, thet'd be all squashed up next to his shlong.
Oh hang on, I've misread the question...
2007-02-21 18:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Macadoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's the only way to keep the old man from fondling them
2007-02-21 18:19:03 · answer #5 · answered by Brandy P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke assholeee.
2007-02-21 19:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, i think so.but why in the hell would anyone want to wear nut huggers?
2007-02-21 18:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
curiosity that's y we look .but your even sadder for writing it.lol
2007-02-25 04:26:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clap clap clap. cos ur so so so funny! u just crack me up u do. useless git
2007-02-22 18:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by ader 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you totally wrecked that joke. nice job, sheckie.
2007-02-21 18:17:32 · answer #10 · answered by Christopher A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋