When my son was around 3, it was raining hard outside...he peeked out the window and asked me if I could switch the sun back on!
2007-02-21 10:10:16 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
my wife came home very angry and said "guess what your 2 yr old son said today"
she told me she had honked at another car and my son said "f*ckin azzhole" very non-chalant
i began to watch my mouth around my son from then on...
2007-02-21 11:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 0⤋
My son was four months old and his sister was two and a half. He was in his cot and I had just changed his nappy there while his sister looked on. I went into the bathroom with the other nappy and my daughter came in after me.
'I did make Michael a snowman', she said to me.
Luckily, I went straight back into the bedroom. There was my little son, arms and legs flailing wildly and his face all white - just like a snowman's. She had emptied the tin of baby powder over his face! He would have choked if I hadn't gone back in immediately. I laugh about it now but at the time I was in a panic. Kids! I learned that day never to leave a baby alone with a toddler again.
2007-02-21 13:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel Maria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recently my son (who is 8 now) and I went to my uncle's house. He house is an absolute mess! I told him we where here last year to get my taxes done. My son told me he didn't know my uncle. When we walked through the door the first thing that popped out of his mouth was Oh yeah I remember now!
Also, when he was 6 he told the people at church that I wasn't ever married when I had him. (which isn't true I was married then when my son was 2 I got a divorce). I thought I was going to die!
2007-02-21 10:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by tjnw79 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I had only been together about 6 months when my step-daughter came to live with us. I'd never been a parent before, and she was already 6, so there was a lot about her I didn't know.
One day we were walking from the car to our apartment when she told me, "I'm allergic to bees, you know how I know?"
"Uh-oh," I thought, "I'll have to remember that it's serious business if she ever gets a bee sting."
She went on, saying, "because I sneeze every time one flies by me."
I'm told that when she was 4 or 5 she was in the car with her grandparents and her dad, and they were gently teasing her. She'd finally had enough, and said with a great deal of authority, "That's it! Stop the car!"
2007-02-21 10:53:29 · answer #4 · answered by aerin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have three boys, trust me they say the darndest things. We live in Pittsburgh, and when we were driving over one of the 3 rivers my oldest son asked me what type of sharks live in the pepper river, (because sharks live in saltwater). My middle son asked me if my breasts were "utters" ( I was nursing my youngest son at the time). I have a lots of 'em, we laugh so hard together everytime they open their little mouths.
2007-02-21 10:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sitting in the bath with my daughter. She would never get out until the last drop was gurgling down the plug and one day, it was making a right racket...She said 'whassat?' and I told her it was the 'drain'. She looked up at me and said 'Choo Choo'!
Young Daughter points out a Saint Bernard going by in a car. Young Son asks if it was 'Beethoven One or Beethoven Two?'.
Gardening in the back yard and my son is knee deep in mud. Of course, he pulls one foot out of his welly and is balancing precariously on one leg...all the time shouting 'I'VE GOT ME F**K STUCK MOMMY...I'VE GOT ME F**K STUCK MOMMY!' at the top of his lungs.
There are loads and I have laughed my ar se off at every single one. I always wrote them down in my diary so that I wouldn't forget these special moments because you DO forget them and that is such a shame!
2007-02-21 10:18:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son was 4 when we took a walk through the country. We passed a field with cows who had full udders. We both smiled when he said 'mummy I think those cows are ready to be emptied into bottles'
2007-02-21 10:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was 10, she wanted to move into the basement. Our basement was very cold and damp, and it was winter time. She was very indignant and stubborn about it.
We told her if she wanted to so bad she would have to wait 3 months when the weather warmed up.
When she finally realized she had lost the arguement, she stomped up the stairs, and screamed down "3 months!!!!, Do you know how long that is in kid years!!!!!!" and slammed her door.
2007-02-21 10:18:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mr R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not something they said - something that I said that confused them.
I'm a lot older than my siblings and when my sister was 3 I asked her, 'Please can you draw the curtain.' After a while I noticed that she was just standing there staring at the window. She then apologized and, in a very serious manner, told me that she couldn't do it because she didn't have a pencil.
2007-02-21 10:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by theflamingred 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My middle son watched me put bread in the toaster, and asked if HE could "flush" it down!
My oldest, after chewing a piece of steak for several minutes asked if it was "bubble gum" meat.
And my youngest got a vaccine in his thigh at around 30 months and walked away rubbing his leg and muttering "God d*** it....God d*** IT!" (I really had to hide my face over that one!)
2007-02-21 10:32:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son was crying for a ladder to pull down a cloud so he could play with it.
My daughter wanted to be a plunger when she grew up. She meant to say plumber.
2007-02-21 10:18:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋