He wouldn't be a blender, that's for sure.
2007-02-21 08:49:58 · 15 answers · asked by Year of the Monkey 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
As much as I like our current president (VS the last joke...) How about an Easy Bake Oven? See. I have a sense of humor...
2007-02-21 08:55:01 · answer #1 · answered by Doc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The George Foreman Grill.
He got a lot of hype for awhile as being a great alternative to an actual cooking device (or actual politician, as it were), but then the novelty wore off.
And, as it turns out, the food (policies) he produces tastes like garbage, but, is in fact healthier... if you can stomach it.
2007-02-22 00:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by trasgo_2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was actually going to say blender...but maybe he'd be a microwave. More specifically, an empty one that is turned on. You can see that physically the microwave seems to be in decent order - the numbers are counting down, the thing inside is spinning - but nothing is being accomplished.
2007-02-21 16:55:25 · answer #3 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Stove. The life blood of the kitchen.
2007-02-21 16:56:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
A garbage disposal
2007-02-21 18:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A grill lighter. He can start problems but has no means of fixing them.
2007-02-21 16:54:08 · answer #6 · answered by Maxie D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a microwave? That way we can stick all you driberals inside and implode ya. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh
2007-02-21 16:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by howie doody 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
George would be the refrigerator because he is protecting us from trouble.
2007-02-21 16:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by infobrokernate 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The crappy mechanical can opener you bought because you thought that it would work - but in reality, it's worse.
2007-02-21 16:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by mel m 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a can opener, specializing in cans of worms.
2007-02-22 00:39:08 · answer #10 · answered by patzky99 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋