2007-02-21 08:46:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll cheer you up. How about if I just came out and told you that I love you? Now how about some serious mattress dancing? we can bounce that mattress all night long. If that doesn't cheer you up, sweetie, I don't know what will.
2007-02-21 08:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by BigJake418 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
after 25 years of marriage, a guy told his wife, you know, honey,
when we got married, we drove a crummy car and lived in a
sleazy, cheap apartment, but I was married to the most beautiful,
25 year old lady in the world. Now, I go to bed, every night, with
an old 50 year old woman, I kinda miss the old days.
She says, well honey, I can fix that. If you go and find yourself a
beautiful 25 year old sweetheart, I guarantee that, before long,
you'll again, be driving an old crummy car and living in a sleazy, cheap apartment.
I don't know you, but I've had my share of down times. Go pet a dog, eat some expensive chocolate, go to the mall and look at
guys or girls (your preference). Just do something for yourself.
I know of nothing, except a broken heart, that can't be fixed. You owe only yourself and God loves you.
2007-02-21 17:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by camswitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell over my double bed the other day, landing splat into the wall, bruising my head, spraining my shoulder & chipping my tooth. All my dad said was how did you not see the bed... Not how are you Jo, oooh no. Good point though, a double bed isn't hard to spot!!! The next week I fell over a 7ft piece of metal,bruising my shin badly I was looking the other way... I think I'm accident prone!!! xxx
2007-02-21 16:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by Joanne W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i woke early one morning
the earth lay cool and still
when suddenly a tiny bird
perched on my windowsill
he sang a song so lovely
so care free and so gay
that slowly all my troubles
began to slip away
he sang of far off places
of laughter and of fun
it seemed his very trilling
bought up the morning sun
i stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed
then gentlly shut the window
and crushed his fukcing head
i am not a morning person...
2007-02-21 16:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry your feeling so down. However, I've been perplexed about certain issues. Two of them. If MAN is the top predator on this planet then why is he the only species on this planet that has to wipe their butts? Secondly, Do sea sponges fart?
2007-02-21 16:51:55 · answer #5 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blond girl gets on a plane going to Barbados with an economy ticket. She moves from her seat and goes and sits in first class. Lots of the cabin crew go up to her and say, "you've paid for an economy ticket, please go back to your seat." The blond doesn't listen to any of them and refuses to go and sit back in her seat. An air hostess goes and tells the captain who says "I'll deal with her, my wife's Blond!!" he goes over to her and whispers in her ear. The blond stands up, says "Oh, I'm sorry" and goes and sits back in her economy seat. The cabin crew all look at him in amazement, "wow, what did you say to her?" " I just told her that first class wasn't going to Barbados!!" The end, sorry was a tad long, but I hope it cheered you up x
2007-02-21 16:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by Minniex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh don't be down and don't be blue,
your a sweet lovely person Becca Boo.
Hope your feeling better soon, hugs for you.
2007-02-21 16:54:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOING BOING BOING bounce bounce bounce. aaarrgghh i've just fallen down the stairs oh wait its ok cos i'm a tennis ball
2007-02-22 08:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of us all naked painted purple with flower pots on hour heads yelling whoooo,whoooooooo.
2007-02-21 16:51:54 · answer #9 · answered by Witchy Woman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No,but while you're down could you tell me if that's mud on my shoe or something else?
2007-02-22 08:13:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋