I can think of "aint no soul in these old shoes (since you been gone)" Ronnie Milsap and "Dont jump of the roof dad (you'll make a hole in the yard) Max Bygraves
2007-02-21 08:29:19 · 37 answers · asked by Geoff E 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Some of these answers sound more like invitations to me.
2007-02-21 08:37:57 · update #1
The new Fall Out Boy song..."This ain't a scene, it's an arms race".......what an idiotic title! I expect mediocrity from them, so I guess I'm not surprised!!
2007-02-21 08:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by Damned fan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Some country music songs :
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?
And There was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door,
Without a Shirt On
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin' Back For Lunch
We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
You Done Me Wrong, But Keep On Doing It 'Til You Do It Right
My favorite title is :
"How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?"
2007-02-24 03:33:49 · answer #2 · answered by StéphanDeGlasgow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately not the worst, but I think is the most INTERESTING song title is:
"Drowning, Although Terrifying, Seems Like It Would Be The Most Peaceful Way To Die"
By Kraddy on the album Truth Has No Path
2007-02-23 10:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by Spencer M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about 'Would You Rather Be A Colonel With A Eagle On Your Shoulder Or A Private With A Chicken On Your Knee?' by Archie Gottler.
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2007-02-21 22:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blood Hound Gang did a song called Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
2007-02-21 08:35:02 · answer #5 · answered by melfuzznic 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Only Difference Between Suicide and Marterdome is Press Coverage by Panic! At the Disco.
How stupid? It's so long, that every time you refer to the song you waste five seconds of your life. And it doesn't relate to the song at all. Are they trying to be creative or something?
2007-02-21 08:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by mlissers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
2007-02-21 08:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Val 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
'Calling occupants of interplanatery crafts' - The Carpenters
or
'Gillygillyossenfeffercatsinel larboggan by the sea' - Max Bygraves
2007-02-21 08:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by L D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ben by Micheal Jackson
2007-02-21 11:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! My favorite is
Mamma's in the Graveyard Pappa's in the Pen
by Garth Brooks
2007-02-21 08:33:27 · answer #10 · answered by Steffy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋