2007-02-21 07:18:16 · 19 answers · asked by Shona L 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Parental licensing. It would solve all other problems, since all of our problems can be traced directly back to poor parenting.
2007-02-21 07:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa A 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would introduce 'Slap Credits'. See below for details:
SLAP CREDIT INFORMATION
All members of the public are issued with 1 Slap Credit once a month, every month. A slap credit entitles the holder to slap a celebrity, politican or someone else in the public spotlight without fear of prosecution or reprisals in exchange for the credit.
I have already decided on my first 12 slappings. They are:
January: Russel Brand
February: George W Bush
March: Germaine Greer
April: Richard Madeley
May: Madonna
June: Justin Timberlake
July: James Blunt
August: Jade Goody
September: Leonardo Di Caprio
October: Paul O'Grady
November: Charlotte Church
December: Paris Hilton
EXTRA INFORMATION
There will also be a special 'Rollover Slap Draw' held every December. Members of the public submit their Slap Credit and, if they win the draw, are awarded a special 'Punch In The Gob Credit', to be used when they wish. I assume I will win the first draw, and will therefore use my Punch In The Gob Credit on Osama Bin Laden.
2007-02-21 08:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by CTU 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Greetings!
I would limit political offices and their appointees to one four year term.
Government has not only become a large business, but one that does not operate well.
It also has (especially if Hillary is the next President) a place where family dynasties have been created.
If it comes to pass you would have 20 or so years of rule by two families.
That is not good.
So limiting the term means that people like you and me would have a shot at presenting a platform. We would see poor people, various races, ethnicity's all with a voice in government.
Government would be cheaper. In four years the lobby's would have to sell ideas not free lunches to get their point across.
No one would be there long enough to be owned.
So in all it would be a more caring and honest government.
That is good.
Good Luck
2007-02-21 07:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Industrial Hemp Farming Act
2007-02-21 07:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by ekim b 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shona I would make it illegal for politicians to make so much money (which the taxpayer provides).
John Prescott paid £645 of taxpayers money to change a nameplate from Office of the Deputy Prime Minister to Deputy Prime Minister's Office .
Gordon Brown only wants to become Prime Minister so that his pension will increase.
So Shona when will the law be passed...........
2007-02-21 15:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by Jean D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without question the return of Capital Punishment for murder, convicted paedophiles, & drug dealers. In addition I would have a strict 'list' of length of sentences for a variety of serious crimes that would be handed out & kept to, and not up for discussion/appeal a few months later as is the case now when what the public thought that a criminal had got his/her just punishment only for it to be reduced on appeal.........its a total farce!
2007-02-25 05:57:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An independent Office be set up to deal with corruption in Government and the Police Force.
Any elected minister found guilty of lying to the country be struck from office for life and pay back all monies received in salaries and expences.
His/her family members be barred from entering politics for 10 generations.......... and myself to run the office for life.
2007-02-22 01:49:21 · answer #7 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would introduce a 'no stinky people' policy on the underground during the summer.
2007-02-21 07:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by Carrot Cruncher 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Anyone who wants to be a politcian MUST work for at least 5 years on minimum wage first.
Then maybe...just maybe...they will think twice before hitting us all with so many taxes..and making life generaly hard for everyone who dont earn as much as them.
2007-02-21 07:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by knowitall 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cut the nuts off Peados with blunt, rusty blades so that the children can walk to school in safety.
Paedos and Congestion sorted in one fell swoop. Make me Prime Minister immediately!
2007-02-21 07:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you file to run for office, you must immediately resign whichever office you currently hold - McCain and Clinton want to run for President? Fine, but resign as senators immediately.
2007-02-21 07:26:28 · answer #11 · answered by Robbert Hobbemeister 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋