When you die what will they write on your headstone?

Question

Mine would say "Always Coca-Cola" this way I could still make money from advertising when I am dead.

Answer 1

"Here Lies Willie D, Kilt by a 44, no less, no more"

Answer 2

No headstone...just my ashes scattered out in centerfield of The Cell, the home of the Chicago White Sox.

Answer 3

When I die, I have asked my family to scatter my ashes on a beautiful beach about an hour from where we live, then Mrs GB can visit and bring a picnic, (and maybe a new hubby, I'm easy with that)

Answer 4

If I died right now, probably the traditional boring
"Beloved daughter and sister"

But then, I'd like a line from a story I am writing to be put in there somewhere. That would be nice.

I don't think I've ever answered a question like this before...

Answer 5

If I were to have a headstone which I'm not....I will be spread all over a body of water...
So, my tombstone would say something like :::::::
"ellie's place" or
"Don't mourn for me; I'm finally able to rest..."

Answer 6

Nothing, cause I am not getting buried, I want to be cremated. it's cheaper anyway, and once your dead, why pay more, to me cremation is less morbid than a burial.

Answer 7

Here lies Stephanie, beloved wife and daughter;
She did it. Martini in one hand cigarette in the other, we tried to tell her it would catch up with her one day. But, she was well preserved.

or

The maid did it...jealous B%$@&.

Answer 8

here lies a person of great stature, a working person, a member of the forgotten army of workers

Answer 9

i was thinking il probly die from death penalty, so whatever government puts on it, probly something generic like rip

Answer 10

I won't have a headstone.