2007-02-21 05:16:22 · 23 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When my niece was learning the difference between boys and girls in preschool, she came home and proudly declared: "Auntie, daddy has a penis, but mommy and me have china!" To this day we still use her word!
2007-02-21 05:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whilst my daughter replaced into 2 I did the 'do no longer seek advice from strangers' concern together with her, and defined what she ought to do if ever absolutely everyone tried to get her to flow with them. properly, day after today we've been doing the procuring and that i replaced into pushing her around in the trolley whilst she started screaming at me on the right of her voice 'flow away NASTY lady, you're no longer MY MUMMY!' Thank goodness she looks incredibly like me! once I have been given over the embrassament i replaced into waiting to work out the humorous section! She additionally at present instructed her grandfather that her dad drives like he's robbed a economic corporation and the police are after him!
2016-10-16 04:32:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my 5 year old cousin grabbed someone at an amusement park who he thought was his mom but it was actually someone else he said... "Who the H*LL are you!?"
And then my best friends little brother who is 4 can't say his c's and k's and instead he makes the sound of the letter T
And one day we were in line at this restaurant and this lady had a big kitten print on her shirt and Connor goes... "Wow! You have a big Titty!!!" We all just busted out laughing and the lady just got this really disgusted look on her face and turned around!
It was hilarious!
2007-02-21 05:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by JuSt_PeAcHy7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant say the exact phrase on here without getting reported. Basically this 4 yr old in the preschool I worked for unzipped his pants and told me to suck a nut because I told him he needed to sit in time out for hitting another student. The way he said it is much to vulgar to post here though.
2007-02-21 05:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by Luv_My_Baby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son told his pre-school teachers once that he lives in a 'cat house'. OMG! and yes I was questioned by the teachers. For heavens sake - all he was saying in his 3 yr old vocab was that our CAT had a bunch of kittens. But he told his teachers, "guess what? I live in a cat house!"
2007-02-21 05:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by svmainus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once when I was 11 I heard a little white boy scream at his mother "You're being such a b*tch!" right in the middle of K-Mart. She wouldn't buy him a toy.
2007-02-21 05:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by blazenphoenix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband's niece shouted at her mom that she hated her in front of me and my family while we were over there for a holiday two years back. I thought it was rude and proof that she is nothing but a spoiled brat.
2007-02-21 05:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my friends' kids used to have whole conversations about his PEEnus. Exactly as he pronounced it. I finally mentioned to her that that was NOT exactly a topic for polite company from a 7 year old.
2007-02-21 05:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A four-year-old was giving me a "tour" of her parents' house one time, and she showed me her room first (of course), then we continued to the master bedroom, and she told me, "This is Mommy's bedroom. Daddy's not allowed to sleep in here. He sleeps on the couch"!!
Wow!
2007-02-21 05:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by zen 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Where in the H*** have you been? In a mall and very loud. And he was serious! 5 years old.
2007-02-21 05:20:11 · answer #10 · answered by CRNMinSD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋