2007-02-21 04:07:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"I'm saying you have a one-in-a-million chance, Lloyd, you know what I'm saying?"
_"Yeah....You're saying there's a chance!!"
Jim Carrey as Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber...
2007-02-21 04:12:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're fuc*kin' up the rotation." Smokey
"You got knocked the FU*CK out!." Smokey
"You aint gonna catch no crack head." Smokey
"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the sh*it out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's a*ss. Just bang, bang, bang up his a*ss. That's my pleasure. [Mr. Jones]
Friday's.
"Abba-Zabba You my only friend."
"Right neer da beach."
(damn I forget the name of this movie?)
Frau Blucher.... BLUCHER, BLUCHER, BLUCHER!
"What hump?"
Young Frankenstein.
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it?"
"Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart. "
Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy.
"Good luck to you, too. Well, actually, I take that back. I hope you don't do well at all. Now that I think about it, I hope you get violated by pig-monkey men in the woods."
"Love, peace, and chicken grease."
The Pest.
"Harold: As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points. "
"It's a Hand Grenade."
Death Race 2000.
"OOoOh Look-it you!"
"He's an angry little Elf."
ELF.
"Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
King Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
Monty Pythons the Holy Grail.
2007-02-21 12:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Jane, you ignorant sl*t!" Dan Akroyd on SNL with Jane Curtain
"Hey, a lot of people go to college for seven years"
"Yeah, they're called doctors" Chris Farley and David Spade in Tommy Boy.
But, above all, the whole movie The Big Lebowski is hilarious. If you haven't seen it, rent it. There are too many funny quotes to start listing them all in an answer.
2007-02-21 12:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All quotes from Dumb and Dumber or Anchorman
but i think i'll pick...
"I always thought the Rocky mountains would be a little rockier than this"
"I was thinkin the same thing...that John Denver's full of sh*t man"
2007-02-21 12:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything from the movie Airplane! It may be older (1980) but the dialogue still holds up to today.
2007-02-25 04:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EVERY quote from Blade Trinity from Kane.
2007-02-21 12:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by hammettgoddess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the 60's Batman series:
"You see, Robin, 'dough', in the musicians lexicon, refers to money"
2007-02-21 12:14:54 · answer #7 · answered by leaptad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Gilmore
The price is wrong b*tch
2007-02-21 12:45:42 · answer #8 · answered by xenrielle1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hot chick the movie its funny its PG13
madagascar the movie thats f unny too
2007-02-21 12:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"OH MY GOD ITS SO JUICY"- hank hill
"AAAAhhhh"- Bobby Hill
hank commenting on the perils of cutting ones first thanksgiving turkey.
2007-02-21 12:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by theprof00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋