Long story short, my old lady weighs about 400 pounds. I can't find her hoo-ha anymore in order to have sexual relations with her, so I have a woman on the side. But my old lady doesn't know I have a mistress...should I still take her to the strip club and risk the chance of them meeting face to face? (My old lady is a bi-sexual which is why she wants to go to the strip club anyway...maybe she'd actually be happy that I have another woman? Not that I'd want to have a threesome with them because my old lady is hideous.)
2007-02-21 03:47:30 · 10 answers · asked by Mullet Man 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Don't risk it, you want to keep the pretty dancer, not the fat old cow.
2007-02-21 04:37:57 · answer #1 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Mistress will improve previous and without one left to pay her costs. the female of the residing house, gets the residing house, the retirment, social protection and the guy to guard her. The Mistress will basically have memorys. the female of the residing house could have the guy. the guy prefers the homely female who bore him toddlers. the adult adult males your with could be previous,(GROSS) via fact I definitely have the residing house, the motor vehicle, the dinners, the hoop and the clothing. only via fact your married does no longer mean you do no longer seem solid. Your nevertheless youthful, flow get your self a guy which will furnish for you and love you the way you prefer to be enjoyed. Why settle for use and basically be the facet candy. Be some thing extra and understand that the little female does should be taken care of like princess with the aid of basically one prince. provide your self a destiny and supply up dropping a while on leftovers.
2016-11-24 22:01:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your perspective is so screwed up right now and you are making such a mess of 3 people's lives, whether or not you take her to a strip club is pretty irrelevant. You need to fix things at home, my friend.
2007-02-21 03:52:24 · answer #3 · answered by Here Today 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You two should get a divorce and save eachother she go on a diet and you get a hair cut good luck with that!
2007-02-21 03:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you find your highschool photo from 1970? Cause you certainly look dated in that photo. You are so disrespectful and low class do you have the biggest lot in the trailer park?
2007-02-21 04:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
u sure ur old lady doesn't know?
sounds like u r busted
2007-02-21 04:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by angel1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't love her then leave her but don't cheat on her or tell her to go on a diet.
2007-02-21 03:55:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two words: Fetish Film
2007-02-21 03:53:42 · answer #8 · answered by me! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you NUTS.Noway.
2007-02-21 03:57:31 · answer #9 · answered by Goodfellar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't stop laughing at that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-21 03:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋