Preferably something you made up yourself that is funny
2007-02-21 01:44:59 · 23 answers · asked by Rubber * Duckie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When ever tyiding up with someone and they ask Where does this go?
My favorite saying is "Bend over and I will show you"
2007-02-21 01:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by Chris W 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I'm full I always say 'I'm full as an egg' which I never thought was funny cos my parents used to say it and I picked it up from them. But all my friends think it's mad!
When my dad's hungry he always says he could 'eat a scabby dog between two bread carts' which gives me a horrible mental image!
In south-east Wales, there's a funny dialect called Wenglish (google it - there are some great examples!). In parts of wales, when you're ill you say I'm 'bard'.
When I was visiting my boyf's family in Birmingham, his brother said his mate couldn't come to the pub cos he was bard. Thinking he was ill, I politely enquired what was wrong with him. My boyf (who knows some of my daft Welsh sayings) looked at me with pity and said 'No Keira, he's barred. As in from the pub!'
2007-02-21 10:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by Keira H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, French saying (Carpe' Diem) It means Seize The Day!!!!
My mother would tell me this each day I struggled with life in general. It helped and helps tremendously. I pass it on to my friends and family.
2007-02-21 09:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by knowitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not made up but I like these two;
All things work together for good,
What goes around comes around.
2007-02-21 10:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't miss it until you ain't got it and then you've had it.
When you are in a hole...stop digging.
Q. What are you looking at? A. Duno the labels fallen off.
2007-02-21 09:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid I didn't make this up, I stole it from Ronald Reagan:
Hard work never killed anybody but I figure why take the chance.
2007-02-21 13:01:40 · answer #6 · answered by drblonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(after seeing a mate falling over constantly at ice skating) well your taking to this like a duck to concrete
2007-02-21 09:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one of mine...when getting in to a night club..walk up to the doorman and say " IVE RUN AWAY FROM BIGGER BLOKES THAN YOU..!..with a smile they just lol...
2007-02-21 11:23:02 · answer #8 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In any situation mine has to be
"Let me handle the pressure, let me handle the pressure"
2007-02-21 11:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by Bruce L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a gun in your pocket, or you just pleased to see me. I love saying that, to male friends.
2007-02-21 10:13:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋