u come home from (blank) and u find out that your (blank) chewed up your (blank). Then u find out that a (blank) broke into your (blank). after that (blank) comes home from (blank) and ask for (blank) because he is hungry. Then u go to bed and your (blank) is not there. so after all is (blank) you finally go to bed in your (blank).
2007-02-21 01:39:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
u come home from TRICKING and u find out that your PIMP chewed up your DIRTY THONG. Then u find out that a CLIENT broke into your BIKE BASKET. after that YOUR HUSBAND comes home from THE HOSPITAL and ask for PU**Y SAMPLE because he is hungry. Then u go to bed and your PU**Y is not there. so after all is FU**ED UP you finally go to bed in your HUSBANDS WET SPOT .
2007-02-21 01:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by SEXY CRML 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U come home from the strip club and u find out that your husband chewed up your shoes. Then u find out that a cat broke into your bank account. After that your mom comes home from the mattress store and ask for a turnip because he is hungry. Then you go to bed and you alarm clock is not there. So after all is back in place you finally go to bed in your coffin.
This is rather dumb. I suck at being funny.
2007-02-21 01:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u come home from the titty bar and u find out that your husband chewed up your underwear. Then u find out that a black dude broke into your punnany. After that, your jiggalo comes home from work and asks for tacos because he is hungry. Then you go to bed and your dildo is not there. So after all is well, you finally go to bed in your sex coma.
2007-02-21 01:46:02 · answer #3 · answered by krazy_chic6944 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u come late from work and u find out that your neighbor chewed up your *woohoo*. Then u find out that his handsome 27 yr old son broke into your house. after that another hot man comes home from work and ask for *a glorious deed* because he is hungry. Then u go to bed and your *deed-ifier* is not there. so after all is done you finally go to bed in your.. hehehe...
more liek x rated than funny
2007-02-21 01:47:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u come home from rehab to find out that your husband chewed up your gum. then you find out that a cub scout broke into your car after that grandpa comes home from bingo and asks for chicken because he is hungry. then you go to bed and your rubber sheet is not there. so after all is settled you finally go to bed in your hideaway sofa
2007-02-21 01:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u come home from (REHAB) and u find out that your (BRITNEY) chewed up your (TAMPON). Then u find out that a (PARIS) broke into your (CLOSET). after that (LINDSEY) comes home from (DA CORNER) and ask for (GREEN EGGS AND HAM) because she is hungry. Then u go to bed and your (CHONES) is not there. so after all is (SH*TTED) you finally go to bed in your (NEIGHBOR'S BED).
2007-02-21 01:47:12 · answer #6 · answered by ♪F↑☺W£R♪ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋