i do not really no how to masterbate can someone please tell me
2007-02-21 01:37:58 · 13 answers · asked by carlgarter 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
it was only a joke
2007-02-22 22:48:44 · update #1
Read these pages:
http://www.jackinworld.com/howto/ht.html
http://www.jackinworld.com/howto/ht2.html
http://www.jackinworld.com/howto/ht3.html
Have fun. :)
2007-02-21 01:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jorge 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Different techniques for men or women, you don't say which sex you're interested in techniques for, but I'm assuming male, as this is in 'mens health'. There are sex education videos that teach tips too, available from sex shops, mail order etc.
Explicit how-to's on yahoo may break the rules here, so I won't expand much on it. Enjoy touching yourself, and notice what feels good. Clasp your hand around your ***k and move upwards and down, you might also touch other parts of your body, to enhance the sensations you feel.
Get some guidance from mates, perhaps getting someone to demonstrate somehow. Or search internet masturbation sites and groups, assuming you're over 18 etc. Some people may offer to inform you privately, just take care over who you give your details to.
Good luck! Rob
2007-02-21 09:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by Rob E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the shops and buy some of the hottest chilli's you can find. Go back home and squash them into your palms.
Now grab your main sail and give it a good tug.
2007-02-22 04:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't really believe that you have no idea how to masturbate. Even infants who can't yet talk derive physical gratification from touching their genitals.
Someone else has already mentioned the following site:
www.advancedmasturbation.com
Check it out (there are even videos to demonstrate the various techniques). And enjoy!!!
2007-02-21 09:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by Florio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't this be for men only?
I certainly can't help you. All I know is that you rub your thingy up and down.
2007-02-21 01:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Instead of worrying about that, why don't you go find a nice dirty girl to show you.
2007-02-21 02:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok. i hope ur joking. and if u arent, u reali shud not b spreadin that on yahoo! answers!¬. get it sorted mate. cheeck it out on... wikipedia
2007-02-22 10:07:41 · answer #7 · answered by ader 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I suppose that means you're not a w a n k er then!
2007-02-21 01:47:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how old are you, u loser?
just grab your wang, and pull up and down...up and down...up and down. really fast. until u ***.
2007-02-21 09:10:52 · answer #9 · answered by sexy_beast 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just do what feels good.Honestly you cannot be serious !!!
2007-02-21 01:41:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋