Confucius say virginity like bubble; one prick and all is lost.
2007-02-21 00:12:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Confucius say, Man who sleep with itchy crotch awake with smelly fingers.
2007-02-21 01:15:35 · update #1
Confucius say, Man who fart in church sits in own pew.
2007-02-21 01:16:36 · update #2
Are you sure he said THESE things?
1)Just as a bubble is burst when a pin is inserted into it,
if in virginity, a pin-shaped object is used it is lost.
2)It's about ejaculation
2007-02-21 00:43:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here are a couple I recall you can add to your list: (1) Confucius say... "Man who 'fraid and run away, live to run another day." (2) "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you... but do it first." (3) "I really didn't say all those things I said." (Wait a minute. I think that last one was an Yogi-ism.) Anyway - have a star. And-a, rest those fingers.
2016-03-29 05:30:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say, man who walk in airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Confucius say, man who go to sleep with sex on brain wakes up with hand in pants.
2007-02-26 17:23:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, but here are some of his quotes:
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.
Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
2007-02-21 00:44:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
And a duck flying upside down have quack up/
2007-02-21 00:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by luosechi 駱士基 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ducks don't fly upside down, because if they did, they'd quack up.
2007-02-26 06:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius didn't say that.
2007-02-27 15:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by LINDA D. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ppl askin such weird questions on yahoo answers cannot be normal ;) lol
2007-02-25 19:51:08 · answer #8 · answered by I V X 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he who tries to be both wigwam and teepee will get performance anxiety, he will be too tents.
2007-02-21 01:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by netizen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One who sleeps, closes eyes.
He who asks stupid question, gets stupid answer.
2007-02-26 01:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by SweetPea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋