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I'm thinking of taking up serial killing and I need a gimmick to make me famous. Any ideas? I don't want to just copy everyone else.

I was thinking of maybe reverse bungeeing people head first into church windows - would that be expensive?

2007-02-20 23:00:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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I think after every murder you should wear the victim's clothes and show up at their workplace the following day, saying, "Guess who I am! Guess who I am!"

Really cheap and edgy at the same time.

2007-02-20 23:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

church windows these days are usually protected by another pane of glass, so it might not have the effect you desire. perhaps you should think of something less strenuous like filling the collection box with cat litter, that could be your signature card.

ps i like the wearing the clothes idea LOL

2007-02-20 23:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by sirdunny 4 · 2 0

Post your intentions and victims on Yahoo Answers

2007-02-21 01:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Walk into a bank....demand all the $2 bills...
then kill everyone.....EXCEPT one person.
tell that person that the voices said "you are the chosen one"
and must therefore live.
then tell them... the voices will be back to claim you later
then run out screaming without your clothes
(give them to the chosen one, tell them to cherish them always)

2007-02-20 23:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0 1

why dont you see if your any good at it first, try suicide

2007-02-28 08:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by Chris H 1 · 1 0

oh Jesus get a life thanks for the 2 points tut tut tut

2007-02-21 00:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by scringe69 1 · 1 0

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