Can lime green underpants make your dongle dangles itchy?
2007-02-20 19:40:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
perhaps you are allergic to the lime green underpants. while they seem to be your fave, perhaps throwing them out will make you smile more.
dongle dangles?????
2007-02-20 19:46:00 · answer #1 · answered by KitKat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it has nothing to do with color, its the fabric. wear something cotton or wear boxers, cuz ur lime green underpants might be too tight or made of lycra or polyester. otherwise if the itching doesnt go away put some calamine on it. what a match... pink calamine lotion and lime green underpants..
2007-02-20 19:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by question... 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you pay attention relating to the instructor who replaced into helping one in all her kindergarten pupils positioned his boots on? He asked for help and he or she ought to work out why. together with her pulling and him pushing, the boots nevertheless did no longer desire to flow on. whilst the 2d boot replaced into on, she had worked up a sweat. She very nearly whimpered whilst the little boy pronounced, "instructor, they are on the incorrect ft." She looked, and specific adequate, they have been. It wasn't any extra trouble-free pulling the boots off than it replaced into putting them on. She controlled to maintain her cool as mutually they worked to get the boots lower back on - this time on the main suitable ft. He then introduced, "those are not my boots." She bit her tongue incredibly than get suitable in his face and scream, "Why did no longer you assert so?" like she wanted to do. as quickly as lower back she struggled to help him pull the ill-setting up boots off. He then pronounced, "they are my brother's boots. My mom made me positioned on them." She did no longer comprehend if she ought to snigger or cry. She than mustered up the grace to try against the boots onto his ft lower back. She pronounced, "Now, the place are your mittens?" He pronounced, "I filled them in the ft of my boots...!!!."
2016-10-16 03:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ILL TELL YOU WHY YOUR DINGLE DONGLE ITCHES *****,BECAUSE YOURE A ******* ****** ****** WHORE AND YOU SUCK **** FOR DOLLARS. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THE *** OF A BEACHED WHALE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A BABOONS SEXUAL PLAY TOY.
ps you have crabs and no one will ever love you and your dog will die
2007-02-20 20:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by DeadHookerSoup 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you wondered what make your boxers green
2007-02-20 19:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by lilcurly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nowt to do with yer pants mate - you've got crabs!
2007-02-20 20:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by hedgeybear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last answer was a bit harsh. No your dog won't die.
2007-02-20 22:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by Steamysteam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the material try washing them or change the brand
2007-02-20 19:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what homeboy across the pond said so eloquently......"Nowt to do with yer pants mate - you've got crabs!"
2007-02-20 20:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by d1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not unless you have not washed them for a while.
2007-02-20 19:44:52 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋