and compete with Life for presidency?
I promise to offer the Lebanese people good Sects Positions (for all without any discrimination).
2007-02-20 19:35:13 · 11 answers · asked by Smutty 6 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
Mate, you and I go back a long way and you know how much I care, but you don't have my vote, besides you have other priorities now.
first get your picture back, what are we going to hang on our walls? an incognito president?
second, I am looking forward to having our first female president, I know you promised sects positions in your campaign and it is tempting but I'd rather vote for someone who will declare free manicure and coiffure to all.( yep, I choose vanity over sects)
it will also be good to change from the current " president for life" to " life for president" I'm sure you agree.
Now, if all fails, don't change religion, the next best thing after a female president would be a jew president - I can see the headlines " a smutty jew takes over lebanon without bombing one bridge"
2007-02-20 21:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by webby 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Smutty my oponent, im gonna stay what i am and im gona become yes you heard me im gonna BE the president of lebanon
First non maronite, Female to become the president and count on that!!!!
Good luck with your camopaign, dont spend a lot though, you will totally LOOSE
2007-02-21 23:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i believe a maronite is a lebanese catholic if thats where the path is leading you go for it,you may become inspirational to others do it well
2007-02-21 03:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by fatdadslim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
If you are willing to become a President then become a Maronite.
But when you become a president I won't beileve your promises.
2007-02-21 09:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you have to be a true lebanese to find the humour there? I don't see no humour anywhere in your posts but yet i see a lot of LOL's. Sorry that i'm not a true lebanese, otherwise i'll be LMAO too. :-(
2007-02-21 16:24:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
yeah maybe they will give you a safer parking space, or even a garage then
Toushka
2007-02-21 05:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by .... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up your roots for power
2007-02-21 07:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
and I would vote for you. Why not?
All the best!/
2007-02-21 04:11:13 · answer #8 · answered by Ebby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you'll do better than this president anyway...
2007-02-21 06:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by violet 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
become Muslim, you'll have more chances.
2007-02-21 10:12:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋