What's the most random thing that has happened to you on a date?

Question

I was on a date and the guy randomly burst into tears and wouldn't stop.

Oh, and once my date got busted drink driving and was hauled in to prison overnight. Classy.

Answer 1

(a) My date suddenly started talking about being an angel.

(b) My date got a bloody hand playing a game with my best friend.

(c) My date dramatically and suddenly stopped providing affection, looked up, cackled, and turned on The Sopranos.

(d) My blind date was drunk when I showed up.

(e) My date and I were approached by some teens who wanted advice on where to stay in town; one teen boy flirted with me and we quickly found out the three were runaways.

(f) My date walked me to the bus stop (long sad story - he was visiting town without transport, and my vehicle had broken down and was in for repair) and a bank alarm went off; the bus arrived and I had to leave; while he was heading back to his hotel, the police stopped my date and took him in for questioning regarding the bank ...

Cheers to better times! I've dated an embezzler (didn't know 'til after he died), a bounty hunter, a clown (yes, he'd gone to college for it), and many other unique individuals.

Answer 2

Quit picking up your dates at the crying wino conventions J/K. I spilled a drink all over one time. It was an 8 oz glass that had about a gallon of ice tea in it. And I wound up having to clean it up the waitress wouldn't. My date did get some on her but not a lot. and yes, I still wound up tipping the waitress just so I wouldn't look like a jerk.......

Answer 3

I went on a date with my gf and my car broke down in the parting lot. I was so mad. It was the first time I drove her any where. I had to call my friend to take her home and so I could go to the auto parts store and get the parts I needed.

Answer 4

i became at an outstanding eating place with this rather stunning guy (who's now my boyfriend) and out of nowhere, somebody screams: "You cheating pig!" Then i'm getting hit interior the returned of the pinnacle with somebody's handbag. as quickly as I rotated to look on the female, she found out that i became no longer the guy she thought i became. on reflection, i assume that became lots extra embarrassing for her than it became for me... even nonetheless that is a few thing to look returned on and chuckle. :]

Answer 5

Ahaha great story.

So It's kind of a date, but chill, right? I'm hanging with my gf and a couple of her friends, when all of a fuckking sudden, as if out of no where, 2 of my ex girlfriends, who are now like best friends come up and slap me, then walk away. (I'm not even sure what i did, 1 of them broke up with me and i ended it mutually with the others, it's not like i cheated on them and then dumped em or anything)


Then a few weeks later that gf broke up with me and now all three of them sit in the seats directly around me in science class. Akward.

Answer 6

I went to this guy's house and the first thing is he opened his washing machine and took out the curtains ( he kept them for washing before he came to pick me up) and started putting the curtains on the windows - i still dint understand y he had to do that on our first date - i ended up marrying him!!!

Answer 7

Once I laughed so hard that a booger flew out of my nose and landed on my dates drinking glass.....true story. Talk about embarrassed, lol. We still laugh about it today.

Answer 8

Have we dated??? I was also taken to a holding cell overnight for drunk driving on a date.......
PS - I consider myself upperclass.

Answer 9

Wrote a song about me and then sang it to me! It was awful I couldnt help but laughing til I cried!

Answer 10

A cat ran out in front my car and I accidently ran over it and killed it. My date wouldnt stop crying.