i was testing the durability of my penis... now my erection won't wear off. it's been 2 hours. should i be worried? i can't seem to "unarouse" myself
2007-02-20 18:03:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
LOL
My mom works for a children's hospital and they had a kid come in with his dick in a padlock the other day. Damn thing about rotted off before he decided to tell anyone. So don't go sticking your penis in strange places;)
2007-02-20 22:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It can be potentially dangerous so you need to get it off fairly quickly. The reason it won't go down is because the opening of the bottle is acting like a clamp and holding the blood inside the penis and hence, maintaining your erection.
You can certainly try the cold water and peas as others have suggested but it may not be enough to do the job. Once you have that thing clamped off like that its tough to get it down because the blood has nowhere to go.
Working in a hospital we see a lot of things and it would not be the first time this has happened I am sure. We retrieve things from the, um, rear areas, see broken penis', stuff stuck on them, ect, ect. As embarrasing as it may seem, you may just have to wrap it up and head to the emergency room and have that thing cut off. I would not suggest trying to do this on your own as the potential for cutting yourself would be way too high and that my friend, would hurt and would bleed like you have never seen.
So, if you don't fix this in less than 4 hours I would bite the bullet, grab that bull by the horn as it were and head to the hospital before you damage your member.
2007-02-20 18:20:52 · answer #2 · answered by GK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the first place, how did you able to put your penis into the bottle? Try to scare yourself(watch horrible movie etc). By doing this may stop your erection.
2007-02-21 00:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit yourself in the balls real hard and I promise it will go right down, I'm talking HARD, if not try cutting the end off of the coke bottle and decorating it like a flower, a little arts and crafts to pass the time until it falls off.
2007-02-21 03:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use a little soap and water to get bottle off then you will lose your erection otherwise it could be disastrous for you.
2007-02-20 18:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by stargazer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool it down with some cold water, try to loosen it with soap, And dont think something erotic or nasty. You should think twice before u do it again. Careful next time.
2007-02-20 18:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Enigmatic A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you stuck it in the wrong hole....go back to the birds and the bees not the birds and the pop bottle. Ask your dad or brother for advise and next time use your hand
2007-02-20 18:43:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ACK you must be pretty small to fit in a coke bottle..anyway just think of your Mom naked...I'm sure you will shrink right down!
2007-02-21 01:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by I heart pineapple soda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude get your mind off something erotic. You gotta do something get your *** up and walked around and look funny for a bit.
Seriously though that is some funny **** and yes I'd be worried lol.
2007-02-20 18:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Think of Janet Reno.
2007-02-20 19:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by Steamysteam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋