is farting healthy?

Question

i just farted and am worried to death! is farting normal and healthy? it smells and i am wondering if i am sick! i am 65 and this is the first time i have farted!

Answer 1

next time you fart in bed, stick your head under the covers.

Answer 2

Sixty five and never farted! BS my friend.
Why do you jerks keep asking such stupid questions and making foolish comments like that.
But just on the off chance that you are for real, farting is better than smoking. Both give off rotten smells but the Surgeon General of the US has never condemned anyone for farting and there has never been any health warning about farting. Unless it is a real juicy fart there is no ugly waste left over like cigarette ashes.
Relax and don't worry about it.

Answer 3

Farting is perfectly normal. When food is digested, gas is produced and it is released as a fart of a burp. If it is really stinky, that usually indicates that your bowels are about to move. If it is not very stinky, it usually means that your good for another couple of hours.

Answer 4

this is a funny question. Oprah did a show about this. fafting is healthy b/c it shows ur body is working. the foul odor results from sulfur. so avoid food w/ sulfur: cheese, eggs, junk food, meat, lettuce, onions, and cabbage for hte most part plus hot dogs.
if ur really 65 nd thsi si the first time uve ever farted, ur weird, no offense tho.

Answer 5

O.M.G. NO, NO, NO ... what ever you do never (and I, mean NEVER) fart again, just squeeze those cheeks together. You don't have to worry about preasure building up, it will escape out of the hole in your head.

Answer 6

yeah cause your body is releasing gases

Answer 7

hahahahahaha funny

Answer 8

Ja!

Answer 9

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