find the first man I could to inform him that he is .............wrong, then get my hair and nails done, yank on my bra strap, and get a girl friend so I could have a 2 hour discussion on what to have for lunch, then..............OH MY am I running on? Well anyway, go shopping for some new shoes as the 4, 387 pairs I have are lacking a specific shade of pink to go with a new purse that I got on sale for only $899, found the perfect shoes, opened toed, soooo need a pedicure, probably should get a new purse since I already took the $899 purse into that salon once, oh my god! time for dinner, I FEEL LIKE having 1/2 oz. of cottage cheese and 1/4 of a cracker, need to keep the figure, especially since that first man I met, the one I told that he was wrong, he asked me out, he seems very shallow, but he is soooo cute, after the date I.......................Whoooaaaa Nellie, I've got boobs!!!
2007-02-20 16:13:58
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answered by Anonymous
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Have more sex for one. I mean, what was she doing in my bed anyhow?
Or I could play on the wording of your question this way: I'd have more sex because women would understand why and how they create men that just use them. I suppose they'd also know that they would have more odds reaching multiorgasmic bliss with me too. On the other hand, I'm hard to get and prefer monogamy. Sorry, girls.
What if I woke up AS the opposite sex? I guess I'd know that I had it made in terms of being able to have sex whenever I please, knowing how to find the right guy, and know how to live happily ever after... sheesh. If only it were that easy as a man! ...unless I was still growing facial hair as fast as I do now. Then I think I'd cry like a girl.
2007-02-21 10:19:48
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answered by Cheshire Cat 6
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Look "down there". Besides, I already have somebody of the opposite sex that looks exactly like me (twin bro) except for THOSE parts...and so If I woke up like him, I'd...see...if the men's bathroom was any more sanitary than the woman's
2007-02-21 00:01:11
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answered by Anonymous
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What's the big deal, when I was married I'd wake up my wife, the opposite sex, everyday! What a slug; if I didn't wake her up she'd just stay there all day eating chocolates!
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2007-02-21 00:06:00
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answered by Freesumpin 7
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i would have my first *****...it looks like from my point of view that getting a nut is the best feeling in world from looking at their facial expressions during sex
2007-02-21 00:18:56
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answered by dkelli 3
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the first thing that i'd do is go outside and walk around without a shirt on (what freedom) then i'd pee outside somewhere just because I could without having to squat then I guess i'd be homosexual.
2007-02-21 00:01:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Pee all over the toilet seat see how my husband likes it. And i wouldnt put the lid down!
2007-02-21 00:00:12
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answered by Anonymous
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drink a large glass of poison
2007-02-21 00:00:55
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answered by sassy 2
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go to the top of the mountain where there is snow and write my name
2007-02-21 01:04:25
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answered by -------- 7
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I'd cry. I don't want to be a man even for a minute.
2007-02-21 00:09:46
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answered by sharpeilvr 6
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