im going crazy at work???

Question

i have two co-workers that get on my nerves... one thinks hes a hot *** guy.. hes not hes fat and annoying.. the other one is a scientology nerd who wants to convert everyone to his religion what should i do so i dont go crazy and go off on them.. HELP!!!!

Answer 1

Here, either copy this and email it or print this out and give it to the Scientologist (but make sure you get the full text of the links):

--- CRIMES OF SCIENTOLOGY ---

• Operation Snow White – Under this program, Scientology operatives committed infiltration, wiretapping, & theft of documents in government offices. This program constituted the single largest infiltration of the United States government in history. Among the 11 prominent Scientologists convicted of this conspiracy was Mary Sue Hubbard, the wife of Scientology’s “prophet”.
http://lisatrust.freewinds.cx/scientology/snow-white/index.html

• Operation Freakout - Their campaign of sabotage & violence against Paulette Cooper, the writer who published her research & findings on several cults, including Scientology. Scientology’s official plan: to frame Paulette, ruin her career & reputation & get her either incarcerated or locked up in psychiatric confinement.
See the official plan: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Krasel/cooper/frk1.html
Free pdf of her book: http://holysmoke.org/cos/books/scandal-of-scientology-cooper.pdf

• Fair Game - the Scientology policy detailing how the organization may confront & handle critics & perceived enemies. Here is a direct quote: "Enemies may be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed.”
http://www.xenu.net/archive/disk/fairgame.htm
http://www.planetkc.com/sloth/sci/Fair_game_ord.html

• Violent Kidnapping - Lisa McPherson was a Scientologist, was involved in a car accident & resultantly became mentally unstable. She was kidnapped from the hospital by agents of Scientology, held against her will, refused proper psychiatric treatment & allowed to STARVE TO DEATH.
Video: http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/
Website: http://www.lisamcpherson.org/

• Tragic Murder - A CBS “48 Hours” special on Jeremy Perkins, the mentally disturbed son of Scientologist parents who refused to put him on the anti-psychotic drugs that would have stabilized him & prevented him from killing his own mother.
Video: http://www.scientomogy.com/jeremy_perkins.php
CBS article: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/25/48hours/main2124568.shtml

That'll probably convince him to leave you alone. As for the "I think I'm hot" annoying fat guy... I don't know. Just leave an anonymous note on his desk that says "YOU'RE NOT THE STUD YOU THINK YOU ARE... GET A GRIP"

Answer 2

The hot(not)guy, let him think what he thinks but maintain your space. If he invades it make a written report to your seniors. The Scientology guy, tell him what you think. If you don't want to hear about his religion just say so.