My extra virgin olive oil was caught having sex with the vinegar. What are people gonna say when I explain to them that the olive oil isn't a virgin anymore?
2007-02-20 13:32:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
time to kick your olive oil to the curb and get a new olive oil
and keep an eye on the vinegar
2007-02-20 13:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by zether 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People who ask you to explain are going to say "Gee, life is going on all around you. Why don't you join us sometime? There is a world out there of people with questions and answers that concern living, in general. Please, just toss your salad with the oil and vinegar, eat it, and then find something constructive to do. Life is really really short. And really really fun. You can find so much more rewarding things to write about. Truly." The "other" people are going to say "Really? Let me explain to you that the olive oil was really never virgin. The vinegar found this out years ago, and that's why he's so bitter....."
2007-02-20 21:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by Nancyjo W 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
does the vinegar appear to have mothered?
2007-02-20 21:36:24 · answer #3 · answered by sarah c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them she went her own little vinegarette dressy way or she just simply went Balsamic!!!!
2007-02-20 21:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real Cute! lol
2007-02-20 21:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by BlondGrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY!!!
2007-02-20 21:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by Gordita de Oro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋