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Oprah only uses her mouth to talk. Her desire to eat is so strong, she can teleport the food directly into her stomach.

2007-02-20 14:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 1 0

I would set it at about 2,000 PSI. If your sandwich has a lot of mayonnaise on it, you may not have to set it as high because you might get lucky and it will slide out of Oprah's piehole a lot easier.

2007-02-20 21:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You might as well give up on the ham sandwich because I don't think even the jaws of life can save it. :) This is so much fun!!

2007-02-20 21:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ham is to healthy for a snooty ***** like oprah... but lets say its a triple cheese burger from wendys.... now that you wouldnt ever get back cuz it would be gone in one bite

2007-02-20 21:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by johnnyrebel1982 2 · 0 0

I don't think the jaws of life would work. You better think of something else. Maybe try to tempt her with chocolate or something.

2007-02-20 21:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by KT 4 · 0 0

Let her have it and make another. This time set up a fan to blow the smell upwind. That will keep her from attacking it again.

2007-02-20 21:33:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

there is no power that could keep oprah from your sandwich.. ( go P&S)

2007-02-20 21:46:03 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Smoothie, aka Mr. SmartAss 6 · 0 0

Just throw some watermelon towards her and she'll let go.

2007-02-20 21:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by FireBug 5 · 0 0

jaws of life ain't gonna help, buddy. sorry....

2007-02-20 21:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by squatch 6 · 0 0

oh haha, very very nasty.

Does it make me just as nasty that i giggled?

2007-02-20 21:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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