2007-02-20 12:28:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I share bunk beds with my brother. I came in drunk a few times and urinated on him in the night. Then I just got plain lazy and urinate on him in the night because I can't be bothered to go to the toilet.
My parents think he wets the bed and have sent him to doctors - and when they could find nothing wrong with him, they sent him to a shrink.
The shrink is gorgeous and I want to bone her - but she won't go out with me as I'm the brother of a patient. Should I risk telling everyone the truth - that I urinate on my kid brother in his sleep - and then ask her out again, or keep schtum and hope she stops being so professional?
I'm worried that if I tell the truth, I'll become the psychiatric patient and I bet she has a rule about that, too.
2007-02-20 12:31:35 · update #1
stop peeing on him, she will think she has cured him, therefor no need to be a patient leaving the door open for you.
2007-02-20 12:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you serious ????
for real????
thats the funniest thing i have ever read you s--- head
hahahhaha... you will end up getting cause peeing on your brother. well you will end up getting caught anyways especially when you can no longer do the bunk bed thing . thats okay my moms boyfriend pees in the kitchen all over the place even on her he is so drunk and he is old too 37 can ou belive it.
i would try to get with the shrink anyway by her flowers and tell her nice things about her. dont say anything about your brother just try to pee in a bucket or a boot. leave the bucket in the room
hahahahhah
2007-02-20 12:47:40 · answer #2 · answered by sophie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a terrible thing to do, imagine you were in your brothers position, how would you feel having everyone thinking you were peeing the bed? Yes you should tell the truth and put everyone's mind at ease. I can't believe someone would do a thing like that.
2007-02-20 21:19:54 · answer #3 · answered by mrsjingles26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell the truth because your little brother probably feels ashamed because he knows he isnt doing it so jus own up 2 it and it wil eventually just be laughed about den ask out the shrink ;) good luck mate :) x
2007-02-20 12:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing that the chance you have with this person is probably out the window. You sir, are no gentleman and to put your family through all this is just deplorable.
You should be the one seeking help, ASAP.
2007-02-20 12:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by trojan 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
u are so sick, just stop peeing on the lil boy, or tell ur parents the truth. let her think that she has cured the boy then ask her out again.
2007-02-20 13:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, tell the truth. Your brother is being punished for something he did not do... how would you feel in his place?
2007-02-20 12:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by Old Dawg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prat
2007-02-20 18:39:05 · answer #8 · answered by Chunky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep urinating on him & hopefully you will get to see more of her & she may grow on you.
When you get married & have plenty of kids then you can tell her.
2007-02-20 12:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by ANDREW H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea. tell the truth . if not to the shrink to your brother your obviously old enough to be a man.. if not you jus lame..
2007-02-20 12:35:13 · answer #10 · answered by lndsylcs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋