Do the shy kids get told by their mothers to ,come out of your shell, and when they do are they lilike little humans with little willies ?Do they have drunken parties, and are some of them gay?
2007-02-20 12:27:57 · 14 answers · asked by mickeok 1 in Pets ➔ Reptiles
answers to all of your question and some that you didnt ask:
mothers dont talk to their young because they dont speak, and also they typically have bad relationships with their off spring.
they are totally like little humans, but when they come out of their shell they are just wearing a smaller shell with a little hole for their turtle peener. no man has ever seen what a turtle looks like with out a shell.
turtles dont drink, but they do alot of x.
some of them? more like all of them! turtles only have sex with the opposite gender because they are trying to continue with their species. otherwise they are almost constantly gaying it up.
xoxo, lawrence. turtle lover.
2007-02-20 12:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Lawrence M. Enopee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Male tortoises generally court female tortoises whenever the opportunity presents itself, e.g., in spring, summer, or fall. There does not appear to be a well defined "mating season."
Male tortoises may court and mount the females, but not actually copulate. Don't assume that mating is occurring because you see a male mounted on a female. The subject is complex and deserves much more study.
2007-02-21 14:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by welshlad2303 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I don't mean to be curl or unkind but you really need help dude if you are thinking about how a tortoise reproduces.
How is not the question neither is why if you really want to know look it up I am sure that the information is available.
2007-02-20 20:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by Tom Sawyer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I watched an Attenborough program a while back with giant tortoises that seemed to be 'at it'. The male, (I presume!)was on the females shell with his stumpy legs, making a hell of a noise!!! Not that slow either may I add. It was something I wouldn't like to watch again!!
2007-02-22 10:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by lucamilo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi I have gay torts they are both male redfoots. They mate like dogs and make a funny clucking sound like a duck which gets louder and louder mine like to do it when i have visitors it's really embarrassing but funny....
2007-02-24 12:33:51 · answer #5 · answered by rubyrosy2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well im surprised no ones entered this piece of information....
When a male tortoise is having sex it barks like a dog!!!
Honestly its true.
2007-02-23 08:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by alien445226 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude u hve a messed up mind
why ru thinkin of tortoise makin love?
so scary!
2007-02-20 20:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by YabbaJabba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have to wait for David Attenborough to come round and film them.
2007-02-21 00:57:21 · answer #8 · answered by Cassandra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They mak love by parking the car in the garage. Hope your mom doesnt sue me for that.
2007-02-20 20:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in other terms i assume you mean mate well they do do that
i seriously think you need help click on this link
2007-02-20 20:33:08 · answer #10 · answered by Adam B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋