Whats a questions without an answers ?

Answer 1

How much is too much?

Answer 2

Darling, does my butt look big in this?

There is no safe answer to that question. If your wife asks it, Change the subject !!?!
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Then there are email jokes with ludicrous questions ...

1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors?
2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face?
3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????
4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles?
5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?
6. Are there any lacktose intolerent people in Wisconsin?
7.can you teach a new dog old tricks?
8.and if you can then why cant you teach a old dog new tricks???
9.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
10.Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment?
11.If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?
12.Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?
13.before they invented drawing boards where did they go back to?
15.why is it that a doctors work is called a practice?
16. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume?
17.If a cow sneezed would milk come out of his nose?
18.what hair color do they put on bald men's drivers lisences?
19.IF THE BLACK BOX SURVIVES A pLANE CRASH WHY ISNT THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF THE STUFF?
20.WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
21.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
22.Why do they call it “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be everyone?
23.How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?
24.Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?
25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?
26.If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
27.If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
28.If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
29.Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
30.stop looking its not in there
31.Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
32.Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
33.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
34.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
35.If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
36.If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
37.If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
38.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
39.Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
40.Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
41.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
42.Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
43.Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
44.Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
45.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
46.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
47.Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
48.Can you cry under water?
49.364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged Why is that ?
50.why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck?

Answer 3

I'd like to answer all of WizeBloke's email question thingy:


Darling, does my butt look big in this?

There is no safe answer to that question. If your wife asks it, Change the subject !!?!
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Then there are email jokes with ludicrous questions ...

1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors?
-Locks are menat to keep out unwanted people- just because they're open 24 hours doesn't men they when there is a threat they should be unprepared.

2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face?
Blowing in aynone's face- dog or otherwise is just rude.

3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????
Because you are just renting "a part" of the building. Not the whole thing.

4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles?

5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?
Because she can't predict the future. thats why they shut her down.

6. Are there any lacktose intolerent people in Wisconsin?
Of coure.

7.can you teach a new dog old tricks?
Yes. They won't be ld tricks if the dog has never learned them.

8.and if you can then why cant you teach a old dog new tricks???
Because some dogs get set in their ways, and it's hard for them to break old habits. But if you keep trying, I'm sure he'll get the hint eventually.

9.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
A driveway is called such, because it is usually the only part of a resdential property that you are allowed to drive on, even if you're only parking.

10.Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment?
Don't know.

11.If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?
By squeezing babies of course.

12.Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?
Because a driver's license is usually the only valid form of id most people carry.

13.before they invented drawing boards where did they go back to?
The cave wall.

15.why is it that a doctors work is called a practice?
Because it's a place in which doctor's can practice their craft.

16. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume?
To allow for better concentration by eliminating all disrtractions.

17.If a cow sneezed would milk come out of his nose?
No. Of course not. When pregnant women sneeze milk doesn't come out of their noses either.

18.what hair color do they put on bald men's drivers lisences?
Whatever color hair they had before their hair fell out.

19.IF THE BLACK BOX SURVIVES A pLANE CRASH WHY ISNT THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF THE STUFF?
The mateials from which the black box is made, is too heavy to make a plane. It would never get off the ground.

20.WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
Liability reasons.

21.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
Why don't you fall out of bed when you sleep?

22.Why do they call it “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be everyone?
You'd be surprised how many people wouldn't want that much money.

23.How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?
More then 5.

24.Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?
Of course it would kill a vampire!!! UV light!

25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?
2 years.

26.If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
Yeah- within the confines of that mobile home.

27.If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Because that is the temperature our body needs to maintain homeostasis. When the air temp rises, our bodies heat up.

28.If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Yes.

29.Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
I'd be gullible if i looked that up.

30.stop looking its not in there
I wasn't.

31.Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
They are where I live.

32.Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
The term "off" refers to something being out of its natural order. The alarm's natural state is quiet.

33.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Don't they add color to vanilla extract?

34.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Because 0 is just a place holder. Not a real number.

35.If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
You know, I think people would still call them earthquakes, cause that's what we're used to hearing. Otherwise people'd be like: What's a marsquake? And you have to say an earthquake on mars- which is just pointless when you can just say earhquake to begin with.

36.If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
Yes- unless she was a lesbin; in which case, she would still be the first lady.

37.If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
I've never worn overalls with belt loops.

38.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
In a cage of some sort, I'm sure.

39.Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Cause it sounds less formal.

40.Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Because baseball caps are a big part of fashion, and if they didn't they wouldn't make as much money from marketing.

41.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Because sandwich meat usually is cut from big meat logs.

42.Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Yes. Some of the words may be different but, the language is universal.

43.Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
No. There's a sense of danger in potentially choking on a small object. Danger can be fun. It's like Russian roulette with candy.

44.Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
I think it's supposed to be ironic.

45.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
No- I think people would call it a cat pile.

46.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Doesn't assassination usually have political motives?

47.Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
It was to let rescue personnel know to find the baby in an accident.

48.Can you cry under water?
Might as well. you're already wet.

49.364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged Why is that ?
Because people are idiots who contradict themselves on a daily bbasis.

50.why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck?
It's to get your attention.

Answer 4

A rhetorical question

Answer 5

Open questions!

Answer 6

one of those questions that arent meant to be answered..i forgot the word though..its big

Answer 7

A no question!

Answer 8

A riddle within a riddle.

Answer 9

Is there life after death?

Answer 10

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Does the above sufficiently NOT answer your question?

Answer 11

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which came first: the chicken or the egg?