2007-02-20 10:51:23 · 21 answers · asked by Moma 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
RUETER'S NEWS: CHICKENS PLANNING WORLDWIDE STRIKE!
Statement released Feb. 19, '07: Chickens everywhere announce an egg-laying stoppage.
Spokeshen Matilda Leghorn (widow of the late cartoon character Foghorn) says, "for years some imaginary rabbit has been grabbing all the glory when we hens are doing all the work. This is a miscarriage of justice, and we shall see to it that our rightful place in history shall be taken seriously!"
2007-02-20 11:03:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Easter Bunny is taking the day off.
2007-02-20 18:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by Stormee 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My ex shot the easter bunny
2007-02-20 18:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by Crabby Mamma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Easter bunny got shot in the FACE
2007-02-20 18:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Susie 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The Easter Bunny got fired. Don't worry, I'll take over. I even have my bunny ears already!
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2007-02-20 18:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Easter Bunny didn't see his shadow.
2007-02-20 18:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by Get a life 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The Easter Bunny caught chlamydia from the tooth fairy... DIDNT YOU HEAR?
2007-02-20 18:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by ChrissyLicious 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It won't be....the Easter Bunny died on the cross for your eggs & candy! The tradition will continue
2007-02-20 18:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i ate the easter bunny
2007-02-20 18:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the easter bunny died in a jar of pickle juice!
2007-02-20 18:58:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋