What would you like your epitaph to say?

Question

(On your tombstone)

Answer 1

She refused to be buried or put on ice
but asked instead to be on the shelf would suffice
So here in the Mausoleum she will sit
propped up to look trim and fit.

Answer 2

An excellent question. I was pondering this the other day. I will definitely have something funny.

Unfortunately "I told you I was ill" has been done. I need to come up with some new material. Haven't figured it out yet.

"How nice of you to drop by!" perhaps. Or "I waited and waited and waited...." Pretty lame, but maybe in time I'll think of something.

OOH! How about "I told you the brakes felt mushy!" or "I told you I wasn't being paranoid" or "I told you that chicken tasted funny" or .... ok, I'm on a roll!

Answer 3

There are 2 i've got continuously cherished. Deke beat me to a minimum of one in each and every of them- "See, I instructed you i replaced into ill" the different is an quite lyric. the comparable strains Kris Kristofferson has suggested would be his epitaph- Like a poultry on the twine, Like a under the impact of alcohol in a lifeless night choir I even have tried in my thank you to be unfastened. From Leonard Cohen's poultry on the twine.

Answer 4

Here waits a tombstone for a man too stubborn to die! lol

Answer 5

IDK

isweedan: don't worry about it 5 11 is good too

Answer 6

Here lies a sad pathedic soul who now dwells in the earth.

Answer 7

"Died Heroically saving his family from the bowels of a sinking battleship in the South pacific."

Answer 8

Robin: Down for the count (this time for real!)

Answer 9

There's been a mistake; he is alive and living well in Philedelphia.

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Answer 10

I lived
and then I died
and I don't care