2007-02-20 09:05:51 · 13 answers · asked by Smokey G 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
the unicorn.
2007-02-20 11:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by luvbuggies 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noah's ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns
Now you might think this is the ending to the song,
But I'll have to tell you friends that in fact you're wrong
You see, Unicorns are magical, so when the rain started pouring,
They grew themselves some wings and they took to soaring.
2007-02-20 09:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by briardan 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
presumably Noah would have had to put in loads of 'food' animals for the carnivorous animals. My cat would be dead after 40 days and 40 nights of no catfood. Maybe he stocked up on catfood, but I would have thought the lions would be hard to placate with just a few tins of kit-e-kat. There must have been a lot of poo on it too. I have been to our local zoo loads of times and those elephants are really not hygenic. And besides all that, he should have taken more PEOPLE - he should have got lots of women on it, cause when he got off again there was only his sons and thier wives to have sex with. Which might have made family life rather awkward in the Noah house. Old Noah perving away round the only women left on the planet...
2007-02-20 09:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by blah de blah de blah... 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It may have been we Yeti.Bigfoot. to some humans.We Yeti.have vast technologically advanced underground city's with shelters for such things as floods, so we didn't take the offer of a boat ride with all those nasty creatures.crapping all over the place. no way.
we did help build it for that human but he compensated us with many baskets of magic mushrooms that we love, consuming them brings us much closer to the great spirit of the forest.
May one day YOU know the Great Spirits guidance in your life.
Signed; Forest Sky Yeti the 14th.
2007-02-20 10:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sea Monsters, Unicorns, Dragons (even though they could fly) and Fauns
2007-02-20 11:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The unicorn and the dragon....though I would imagine that the dragons would be able to fly if they changed their minds and get on the boat.....
2007-02-20 09:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unicorns, Snipe, and Jack-a-lopes
2007-02-20 09:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by Moby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 pairs of unclean and 2 pairs of clean of EVERY animal right? soo fish were the only ones not on the boat based on the animal population at that time...
2007-02-20 09:17:19 · answer #8 · answered by Pastor Biker 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That would be the Unicorn. They missed the boat.
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2007-02-20 09:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by PaganPaul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the unicorn, because it was busy playing in forest
2007-02-20 09:08:23 · answer #10 · answered by wldwon2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋