Today i am walking like John Wayne cause i have a slight ring sting. he was much bigger than my old lover Mark. he just did nothing for me in that department. imagine throwing a chipolata throught the tyne tunnel!! yep thats what it was like. Last night was like what i imagine women feeling like when they give birth.
How do i stop the stinging and get my funky chicken walk back?? HELP ME PLEASE!!
2007-02-20 08:37:24 · 24 answers · asked by Adski 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
For all those who haven't clicked, i'm a man. a 100% homosexual man loving man!!
2007-02-20 08:58:54 · update #1
note to all i am not gay this is my girlfriend and her daft sisters idea of a joke
2007-02-20 09:06:53 · update #2
Feck my old boots, that made me laugh so much i had a urine leakage and have had to put a tenar lady panty pad on, you naughty boy you!
2007-02-20 10:09:39 · answer #1 · answered by The Original Highbury Gal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus! I thought the old saying was "if it feels good do it" not persists when you're in pain. I would abstain from any future acts of complete and utter agony. Maybe you should start giving instead of receiving at least until you heal. I've heard that women after giving birth vaginally have to soak in warm bath water and sit on small inflatable rings similar to the ones little kids use to float in when they are non-swimmers. Hope you feel better, I swear I started thinking about what you might be feeling like it and started aching myself.
2007-02-20 16:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by flacocajuncujo 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dude have him start with the finder!! To loosen you up then stick just a little at a time in for few minutes!! Then let him ram you real good make sure he uses plenty of lube and enjoy it.
2007-02-20 17:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by zeus 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell your girlfriend I haven't had as good a laugh for ages.Some of the answers were a laugh too ( not the bigoted ones though).
I guess the answer would be as per haemorrhoid's - use anusol!
2007-02-20 18:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by Roman H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put an ice pole up there to cool it down.
You're going to get caned for this question though. But hell thats fun as well.
2007-02-20 16:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time is a great healer then plenty of vaseline. That boy must have an impressive rod.
2007-02-20 16:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by Joel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anusol.
2007-02-20 16:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by catz**eyes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch are you for real sit on a blown up swimming ring and get yourself some suppositories maybe the sort that you use for piles but why not just use your mouth not your butt
2007-02-20 16:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by lorraine x 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic next time don't give your girlfriend your password.
2007-02-21 08:28:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO.. Is this for real? Either way its f u c k i n g hilarious..
Best of luck and .. lol dont clench!..
hahaha
2007-02-20 16:42:40 · answer #10 · answered by Rob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋