BECAUSE MY MOMMY SAID NOOOO!!!!!
i told her that i'm going to run away & NEVER come back!!! :(
2007-02-20 07:53:02 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
I'M NOT SWEATY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-20 07:58:21 · update #1
i'm 3 years old!!
2007-02-20 08:03:34 · update #2
You either have REALLY good writing skills for somebody who is young enough to believe in Santa Claus...or this is a joke.
Nice try!
I'll take the 2 pts, though.
2007-02-20 08:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by clone1973 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually his real name was St. Nicholas or something. But he was just a guy who would give to the children of a small village. I was a kid once, too, and your parents tell you that so you will be good. I am sorry to break it to you, but Santa Claus is not real. He cannot go to millions of houses in 10 hours, and there are no such things as flying reindeer. Jesus may be real, but Santa Claus is not. If you do not believe me, when your parents think your sleeping at Christmas, sneak out and look at what they're doing. They will be wrapping your presents for you, just like I saw my parents doing, and they will(in the morning) tell you Santa Claus gave them to you. But it is really them. Sorry, everyone wishes he was real, but no. I mean why else do you think, that there are kids who ask for stuff from some payed Santa Claus at a mall, and they don't get it, because they're parents don't actually know they want it, huh?
I am serious, sorry, and anyway, you cannot be 3. Because you type too well, maybe your like 10 or something.
Bye now, and don't believe in the tooth fairy either, cause I caught my dad putting money under my pillow.
Easter Bunny is the most fakest, so yeah.
Bye
Good luck
and do not run away from home
with greatest sympathy
Poodle
2007-02-20 09:22:27 · answer #2 · answered by Cracker <3 Beaner Bear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no Santa Claus. He does not exist as certainly as terrorisam, except American, hope and WMDs do not exist. How dreary would the world be if there truly was a Santa Claus! His existence would rob us our autonomy; our secularly gifted right to seek truth and define our uncertain world rather than color it with vagaries. Be warned, to subscribe to such a childlike faith is dangerous, one might even say prohibitive. Its nexus is borne of classic outdated American literature and ecclesiastical dogma. We should expect no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. Leave the childlike enabling to Hollywood producers.
No Santa Claus! Thank goodness for that! Do not fret, nothing lasts forever- except for disposable diapers and Dick Clark. This vicious rumor which has scarred so many children and resulted in an incalculable number of therapy sessions will see its end. Ten years from now, nay 10 times-10 years from now, when the world becomes an uninhabitable swamp thanks to global warming, there will be no Santa to fool our hearts and remind us of our dysfunctional childhood.
2007-02-21 12:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real question is why is a 3 year old on a computer and Santa claus you will learn when you are older what the real of secret of christmas is
2007-02-20 08:11:28 · answer #4 · answered by *♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus is a fictional character. People don't come in your house through the chimney but through the front door.
2007-02-21 00:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
St. Nicholas lived hundreds of years ago, i forget where, but he was very generous and gave to the poor, including on one account buying two girls out of slavery and giving them back to their dad. He did acts such as these secretly because he preferred it that way.
As for a jolly fat dude who comes on Christmas to drop presents into a chimney with flying reindeer, it's not true. It is just a symbolism and an attempt to make little kids happy.
2007-02-20 07:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jack 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus is as real as the Easter bunny, and the tooth fairy. So dont u worry
2007-02-20 08:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course he is real!! Who do you think eats the cookies you leave out???? And who do you think would give you presents for being good??? And why would they have a website for tracking santa ( http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php ) if he wasn't real!!!!! Don't listen to anybody else!!! He is a real breathing person like the rest of us!!!! (Except he rides magic flying raindeer and has an army of elves to build toys...)
2007-02-20 10:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by Skran 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The spirit of Santa Clause is very real.
2007-02-20 08:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Bruce Tzu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course he is Just like the Easter bunny, the Tooth Fairy and all the rest of those real things
2007-02-20 11:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by Sheeny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋