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i mean the tv show not your real friends or anything

i like loads the only one i can remember is this:
monica (after watching a video from when she was fat) hey! the camera adds ten pounds!
chandler: so how many cameras were on you?

2007-02-20 07:36:46 · 21 answers · asked by funkygurl123 3 in Entertainment & Music Television

21 answers

good one!! haha

here's a few I like:

[after Monica gets a disastrous haircut]
Ross: How's Monica?
Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Ross: How's the hair?
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
Joey: Can we see her?
Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.

Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!

Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye

2007-02-20 07:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by Yanks4Life23519 7 · 2 0

Joey and Ross climb down the fireplace get away once you have locked out on the roof. Joey: "Whoa! how lots do you weigh Ross?" Ross: "i could particularly not answer that suitable now, i'm nevertheless donning slightly trip weight." additionally love the way rachel says "you fell asleep?" to Ross over the 18 internet site letter. "back and front!"

2016-12-17 14:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by rocca 4 · 0 0

"What are you doing?"
Chandler: "I'm getting dressed."
"Why?"
Chandler: "When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me"

&

While watch an old video of monica
Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds."
Chandler: "so how many cameras are actually on you?"

&

when joey calls his adam's apple his "Joey's apple"

2007-02-20 08:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by MissY 2 · 3 0

Chandler: " (To joey who is removing his tie.) Would you put that back on. Monica's gonna be here any minute.
Joey: " But it hurts my Joey's Apple."
Chandler: " Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man."

2007-02-20 08:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by soccersports2 2 · 2 0

Monica is pushing the switch in her flat trying to find out what it does and Pheobe is watching tv with Joey and she is blinking says "look i'm totally doing it" excellent programme

2007-02-20 07:51:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Look Ben! It's the Holiday Armadillo!

2007-02-20 07:40:57 · answer #6 · answered by chelseasmile. 2 · 0 0

Chandler (to Joey): You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!

Also...

Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler!...Which isn't a sexual thing.

2007-02-21 06:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The episode, "The one with the ball"

Monica: I made this game what it is!
Chandler: Not fun anymore?!

2007-02-20 07:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by dzbabay 2 · 0 0

Joey when he's changing the lines on his script and the scriptwriter kills him off Days of our Lives. It cuts to Joey reading the script and saying "I FALL DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT?"

2007-02-20 07:42:56 · answer #9 · answered by Truman 3 · 0 0

After Rachel gets drunk on a date and leaves Ross a voicemail, Ross checks it

Ross: " You're over me..when were you under me?"

2007-02-20 07:47:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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