When a kid asks a parent how a baby is born and the mother tells him/her a stork brings it.....
How the hell can a stork carry a lil baby...and what does he carry him/her in.....this is so ******* stupid....
what if the baby gets hungry...is the stork going to stop flying and give him a tit?
2007-02-20 05:05:44 · 9 answers · asked by xxhardrocker_disturbedxx 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
The stork carries the baby in a nappy. The baby is sleeping at the time. The stork flies very fast from baby central where the babies are made and delivers it within 24 hours.
The babies are crying when they wake up with the mother because they are hungry.
2007-02-20 05:18:21 · answer #1 · answered by kittysmile 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Amanda!
The stork was made so that when small children (obviously too little to learn the birds and bees) ask where babies come from the parents have something to tell them.
Would you want to tell a 3 year old how babies are really made????
2007-02-20 14:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by Newmomofone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you asking this question because your child asked you this and you are not sure how to respond? If they are asking you this, then obviously they are young enough that they will beleive anything that comes out of your mouth, so you can just make something cute up and get one with it. The stork carries the baby in its mouth and puts it carefully on the doorstep. This has to be the strangest question that I have answered yet?
2007-02-20 05:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The stork puts the baby in a blanket, puts it in their mouth.. and flies it to your front door.
2007-02-20 05:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by Happily Ever After 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uh...hon you need to go and ask your mom or dad about the stork. And then ask if it's real.
2007-02-20 05:13:27 · answer #5 · answered by Lola 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whoever teaches their children this is weak and is making their children weak, and dumb. Why lie to your children? Why not teach them about sex so they can be more responsible when THEY decide to engage in the act?
2007-02-20 06:05:48 · answer #6 · answered by tsumavoc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you really need to get off the computer and talk a walk, get a hobby- something.
2007-02-20 05:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by shar71vette 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok stupid question, Learn a little about sex and even more about how a child is concieved! DUMB ***!
2007-02-20 05:10:53 · answer #8 · answered by gothica2007 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Um, just how old are you???? Maybe you should ask your mommy & daddy this question....
2007-02-20 05:11:35 · answer #9 · answered by Emily & her mommy love Da Bears! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋