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My daughter was playing like she was on the phone, talking to Big Bird. I seems he had eggs for breakfast. Does this mean Big Bird is a cannibal?

2007-02-20 01:42:14 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

9 answers

I think so... I saw him down by the docks the other night with Oscar shootin' craps. It got pretty heated and I think Big Bird pulled a switch blade and said somrthing to the effect of "gimme my money b*tch!!!"

2007-02-20 01:52:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

*grin* Cute. I do think he has a dark side though. When I was a child he struggled to make others be able to see his pal Snuffleupegus. That was long ago... but past trauma can have a detrimental effect on folks... 9 foot tall birds as well. He's probably just a bit confused. Too bad Mr. Hooper isn't around anymore. He always made things seem better. And he wouldn't have sold Big Bird eggs!

2007-02-20 09:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 0 0

No he can't possibly. He's a 9 foot tall yellow bird. Anything he does is going to get noticed. Maybe he's just really rich? He could have had caviar(fish eggs) for breakfast. Possible? Ok I'm reaching.

2007-02-20 09:49:37 · answer #3 · answered by Max Power 5 · 0 0

Yes, Big Bird has a dark side, orat least parts. His dark side is located near the legs and thighs.

2007-02-20 09:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Big Bird is awfully close to children. Hmmm...

2007-02-20 09:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I saw him on the street corner the other night trickin' for bird seed.

2007-02-20 09:46:54 · answer #6 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 1 0

LOL! No, because those were chicken eggs, and hes a different species!

2007-02-20 09:46:11 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0 0

I don't think so... I believe he was having them OVER for breakfast... hmmmm?

2007-02-20 11:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Thats funny.......I had eggs too....strange huh?

2007-02-20 09:46:30 · answer #9 · answered by YAWN 6 · 1 0

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