Me i was at a play and had my pants fall down whats yours :)?
2007-02-20 01:28:16 · 4 answers · asked by Arthur D 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
My cheating, violent uncle didn't want me to have contat with his wife bcoz he thought I was the one revealing the truth to his stay-at-home-wife. The fact that I've been best friends with his wife and we used to have so much fun together, I was still sneaking to their house to chat with her while my uncle was not home.
One day, my uncle came home unexpectedly, and as I saw his truck coming up the driveway, I dashed for the corner of the house, to make for the backyard on the other side. I kept my slippers in my hands to be more discreet as I tread on the grass. I heard my uncle move inside the house through the open windows, so I tried to move away from any room he walked in!
For 1 minute, I didn't hear him anymore, so I thought he was probably leaving again, bcoz he comes and go all the time having his own landscaping business. Then my eyes wanted to pop out in horror as I saw my uncle standing a few feet before me, and he was waiting for me to realize that he's caught me redhanded! My blood froze in embarrassment, and wondering what comes next.... After he had froze me for a few seconds with his cold stare, he turned back and left me there, as if actions speak louder than words. I wanted the earth to open and swallow me up. My limbs went numb, so I stayed there in complete shock!
Then I heard my uncle speaking to his wife, he ignited his engine, and then he drove away.
Feeling very weak, I slowly walk back to the patio where his wife was still sitting there, with an empty chair beside her! She was also lost for words, but who sits across an empty chair to talk unless she''s insane???!!!!!!! I'll never forget this...
2007-02-20 03:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by She-whom-shall-not-be-named 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a hot day so I took my 18 month old daughter to the ice cream shop, I was wearing a halter top that tied in the front. My daughter sat on my lap while I talked with friends and all of a sudden she goes 'Ta DA" and opened up my shirt. She was so proud she could untie!!!
2007-02-20 09:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by elaeblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me i dived off a floating platform and lost my swimming trunks well they split. had to call to friends to get me a towel. I went to the beach in a taxi wearing just my trunks. I look back on it as very funny now.
2007-02-20 09:33:17 · answer #3 · answered by yahooisawastofspaceremoveme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The time I got extremely nervous in the middle of a lecture and I almost forgot everything.
2007-02-20 09:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by cracio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋