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Definately!

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2007-02-20 04:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0 0

Yes join! become a dark lord of the Sith. But what will your Darth name be? the only down side is that there are only ever 2 sith a master and an apprentice. if you are the master you must keep you apprentice at arms length so the b*gger don't kill you, if your the apprentice you must eventually kill off the old man so you can take his place tough choice.

all the best Darth Petulance

2007-02-20 09:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by Cruz 4 · 0 0

Normally I don't take advice from Muppets with throat infections and speaking disabilities but in this case I'd have to agree with him.

My main problem with the Dark Side is that it appears you lose more of your free will under its influence than you do on the Light Side (note that both do "control your actions" to a certain extent, which makes me wary of the whole Force thing in general).

The Dark Side looks more like a crack addiction than the Light Side does, what with the need to use it more and more and to gain more power. You don't really see that in Jedi. I dunno, maybe that's why they always slip back into darkness - because they don't have the stones to wipe the other side out definitively.

Anyway... Dark Side: not the best choice in a universe of choices.

2007-02-20 11:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by QuackJak 4 · 0 0

Yoda would cry if you even considered the dark side...
And think about it, Darth Vader, the greatest wielder of the force in his time, regretted his decision in the end and came back to the good side. Make you choice wisely!

2007-02-20 09:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You don't know the power of the Darkside, join with me and together we will rule the Galaxy.

2007-02-21 12:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0 0

Yes we are trying to reform the black and white minstrels. Taken from the best selling book."Why take advise, from a thing that has pointy ears and is 3 foot tall" By E Cad

2007-02-20 09:13:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

With Obi Wan gone, what's the point in using the Force?

2007-02-20 09:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by Sookie 6 · 0 0

Well lets just say in the REAL version of 'Wizard of Oz', Dorothy clicked her heels together and said.........

"There's no place like home.......
There's no place like home.........

.......Actually, I WANT TO BE A WITCH - Stuff being brought up on a dirt farm then being made to marry my cousin and living in poverty.

I want to take over Oz, be worshipped like a God, be rich beyond all my dreams and above all I WANT TO HURT PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM SUFFER !!!!!!!! "

In other words, there are advantages..........

2007-02-20 13:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by David 5 · 0 0

Of course you should,it wicked on the darkside,you can be naughty.

2007-02-21 08:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by tanny 3 · 0 0

Yeah u should, than u can become a dark knight with a cool light saber and don't forget.... they had a lot of cookies

2007-02-20 09:38:51 · answer #10 · answered by AINK 1 · 0 0

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