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2007-02-19 23:34:18 · 35 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

35 answers

maybe because your wings arent working properly...preen them a little more than usual...stretch them out regularly...and if all else fails take them to the wingsmith...he helped a friend of mine a few months ago...it was just a little frost damage...but she's flying just fine again now...;0)

2007-02-20 00:11:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Gravity

2007-02-20 00:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Dont worry you arnt the only 1!I cant fly either-our wings must be broken!

2007-02-19 23:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by LISA 1 · 0 0

If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh why can't I?

Go home, Dorothy.

2007-02-19 23:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by The Great Walrus 5 · 0 0

Quit being so cheap and buy a ticket on Delta, United or Jet Blue.

2007-02-19 23:40:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why can't I fly?Why can't I fly?Why can't I fly?

2007-02-19 23:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by Moona 5 · 0 0

You could always get some counselling from Orville the Duck.

2007-02-19 23:42:34 · answer #7 · answered by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 · 1 0

Do'nt drink and drive,
take speed and fly!

2007-02-19 23:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by collector 4 · 0 0

1 - you don't have wings
2 - you don't have membranous flaps of skin between your arms and legs
3 - you don't have a large helium balloon attached to your head
4 - you don't own a jet-pack
5 - you're not from Krypton
the list is endless....

2007-02-19 23:38:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because your wings have bene clipped, or that you are to afraid to take that final leap. flap my boy flap flap to you can't flap no more.

2007-02-19 23:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by Lynda27 3 · 0 0

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