being a cat/dog for a day?

Question

how can you write something about being a cat/dog for a day without using the sounds "arf!" or "meow!"?
criteria
you cant state that you are the cat/ dog
you dont "see" through the dog/cats eyes
but you are indirectly talking about them

Answer 1

I wrote a whole paper on that when I was in the 6th grade (1972)! No need for arf or meow. I simply wrote about how wonderful it would be to be a cat, and I went on to explain why it would be wonderful.
It was my first ever really successful outline. I had so much to write. I recall that one of my points was that there'd be NO SCHOOL.

Answer 2

'It's her!'
As soon as I hear the elevator bell and door openning down the hall, my ears twitch in alarm.
The sound of her sneakers squeak on the linoleum floor. Five more steps and she'll stop and start to fumble through her brown postman bag for her keys.
Not long I see the door knob turn.
I squeeze my nuzzle through the gap to get to her first.
"My mommy!!!" I scream,
I plant kisses all over her face. She hugs me and scratches behind my ears where I like it best.
She has in her hands that white paper bag of goodies again for me today. Yippee!!!
I sure hope she'll like the present I left in her shoe this afternoon.

Answer 3

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4420000/newsid_4428500/4428532.stm

there are a lot of stories about cats, who have adventures and talk, they are worth reading and are very imaginative.

http://www.varjakpaw.com/
Varjak Paw is a story about a cat who discovers a mystical, magical martial art.

Answer 4

strange question, difficult, but i'll try. name yourself so you don't have to say dog/cat. talk about how you think they think or feel.that's all i've got.