2007-02-19 18:04:50 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Adam and Eve's first grandchild was a lovely blond girl named Cindy. She loved ponies, and hopscotch, and watching Scooby Doo on TV. (the early versions of Scooby Doo were very primitive, but that didn't stop Cindy from loving it)
Cindy kept asking her parents, Abel and Tanya, for a puppy. But Abel kept saying, 'Thou willst not feed such an hound' and Tanya would only smile and say, 'Go asketh thy father. I am but his helpmate.' Therefore, little Cindy was without a puppy.
One day little Cindy was walking in the area where Adam and Eve had been banished. She saw them working by the sweat of their brow: reaping and sowing, spinning and weaving. She skipped up to her grandparents. "Oh, Grampy Adam and Gran Eve!" said Cindy, "Please can I have a puppy, please can I?" Eve smiled and said, "You must asketh thy parents. We have been banished from the Garden by the Lord Our God and we don't want to make any more trouble." Adam said nothing, but only rubbed his side where his rib once was.
And so it was that Cindy, Adam and Eve's first grandchild, never got the puppy she so desperately wanted. Feeling lonely and sad, Cindy built herself a ship and sailed under the ground to the New World, where she would lie in wait with the rest of the lost Tribe of Israel for Joseph Smith to peer through the nipples of the golden breastplate and reveal to the world God's New Plan.
"Maybe then," said young Cindy to herself, "... maybe then I can have a puppy."
2007-02-19 21:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by pasdeberet 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to know where did the daughter in law come from? After the two son's were born, fast forward and POOF! a village full of females. Isn't there an important part missing from the bible? Because it's man's interpretation of God's word certain passages were omitted conveniently to make a point? I'm truly not trying to cause trouble. When I was in Parochial school, I often asked this and was accused of questioning God, religion etc. Then I would be punished. I just don't recall the time between the two son's final betrayal and the appearance of females and grand children.
2007-02-20 08:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by older, not wiser 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got curious so I looked up the first child of Cain since I have my fathers bible (I'm not religious I just find it more effective to debate with those that are when I have some background info). The childs name was E-'noch.
2007-02-20 02:44:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More to the point - Adam and Eve's first daughter-in-law? Where the hell did she come from?
2007-02-20 04:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible would be funny if not so many people took it so seriously.
2007-02-20 02:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's just story. It's not really factual.
2007-02-20 02:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by God 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because No one knows , So leave it .
2007-02-20 02:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋