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I was feeding her and suddenly felt her nab at my hand and the ring was gone.

2007-02-19 17:39:15 · 11 answers · asked by (",) JJ (,") 3 in Pets Other - Pets

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you should rush her to the unicorn doctor right away. rings are no good for unicorns

2007-02-19 18:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by BOB H 4 · 0 0

Can't really give advice on something like this
Just thought I might stop by and suggest to you
that if you take this animal into the vet
be prepared for some shocking news
when they tell you---what was sold to you as a unicorn
is actually a very large, white, one-horned goat !!
Teach you to buy pets on the internet !!!!!
by-the-way rings are not the only thing that these boogers will swallow--- I'd keep a close watch on all kinds of things that could possibly come up missing---they just don't know when to quit !!!

2007-02-20 01:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well a ring is pretty small comapred to a unicorn, unless you have a mini unicorn. I would let it pass. If you really want it back you should check the uni apples every time;)

2007-02-20 01:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dude, you 'll need a fire breathing dragon to heat the golden rat that ride on the diamond toad who lives with the talking turtle to dive in to the singing sea to get a shiny moon weeds feed to your unicorn and the ring should be pass through your unicorn in no time. after this you should go see a psychiatrist.

2007-02-20 02:14:09 · answer #4 · answered by tsunami 2 · 0 0

When a unicorn eats a ring it will poop out gold bricks. I'd just leave it and buy a new one from the profits.

2007-02-20 01:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 4 0

no your unicorn will be fine but I think maybe you should go speak to your counselor about making up stories about losing your wedding ring.

2007-02-20 01:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by Peggy Pirate 6 · 1 0

just wait it out until the unicorn has to go and then dig through the pile of steam

2007-02-20 01:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by caro 3 · 1 0

If it was a special ring then u must...

2007-02-20 01:42:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Duh, you obviously know nothing about raising unicorns.

They are *supposed* to eat rings. But only top-quality ones from good jewelry stores, not the crap you can buy at Wal*Mart.

2007-02-20 01:59:05 · answer #9 · answered by maxximumjoy 4 · 1 0

it's nice some people have time for these type of jokes

2007-02-20 02:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine 6 · 0 0

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