jack S*** is the only son of O. S***
O. S***, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe S***, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-S***.
Jack S*** eventually married Noe S***, and together they produced six children.
Holy S***, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next, came twin sons, Deep S*** and Dip S*** and then two daughters, Fulla S*** and Giva S***. Their final child, another son, was named Bull S***.
In the meantime Deep S*** married Dumb S***, a high school dropout.
Dip S*** married Lotta S*** and they had a son, Chicken S***.
Fulla S*** and Giva S*** married the Happens Brothers.
The S***-Happens children are Dawg S*** Bird S*** and Horace S***.
Bull S*** just married a spicy number, Pisa S*** and they are expecting the arrival of Baby S***.
So now you know the full story of Jack S*** and his family... just in case someone should ask.
2007-02-19
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