What's the most corny thing you've ever said when you are in love? when you're angry? excited? jealous?

Question

What is the most corny ( or corniest - does that even qualify for a word?) thing you've ever said when you are:

1. Deeply in love with another person
2. Enraged or full of anger
3. Overly excited and hyper AND
4. Envious or jealous

Answer 1

for #2 i've said i was as pissed off as a keebler elf that had just been demoted to fudgepacker

Answer 2

1 i love you
2 if you died loser, noone would even notice
3 sweeeeeeeeeeeeet
4 ha! he wasnt that good lookin!