My best friend had a very nice wife who is originally from Hong Kong...?

Question

I recently found out that she reads his email so I started lacing all messages with "XXXX is number one lucky gold star hot asian chick".. she likes it he gets mad. Should I buy him some flavoured lip gloss and a Big Toronto Sissie Barbie and have it mailed to his office?

Answer 1

Sure and hope he never finds out where its coming from