I wish to buy a knocker where should I go?

Question

I have tryed a knocking shop

Answer 1

You can`t buy a knocker in a knocking shop, the ones they have are only for short term usage and cannot be taken off the premises. They are for display purpose only, and to give you some idea of what they look like when they are properly fitted, also you are able to get some idea of the enormous variety that are available. Knockers are sold in a knocker shop, to-gether with the bell - pulls( which can be either battery or mains powered) I do hope you will be satisfied when you manage to get yours hands on one.

Answer 2

The lady down the hall from me has some nice knockers. Should I talk to her for you?

Answer 3

Plastic Surgeon?

Answer 4

I took my niece into Toys R Us and I saw those Bratz dolls and I nearly lost it. I think they are horrible. I played with Barbie as a kid but the feminist in me cringes a little looking at them. If I had to choose I would go with Barbie.

Answer 5

Sears Hardware Store has plenty.

Answer 6

They usually come in pairs and are attached to a very expensive item.

Try asking the owner if they are willing to part with one. We would be interested to know whether you had any luck.

I am assuming that your tongue was in your cheek when you asked.

Answer 7

Hardware store... Home Depot.

Answer 8

Choose wisely , you dont want to make a boobies , specially if you'r getting one of an old oor !!

Answer 9

I could rent you my wife she's always putting me down.

Answer 10

home depot?