what are some really good qoutes?

Question

im looking for funny and sad qoutes can anyone help me?
also if you think this question is dumb don't answer it cause
thanks

Answer 1

My favorite is.................God helps those who help themselves.

Answer 2

These aren't exactly sad or funny, but they are sobering.

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world shall know true peace. "

"A little thought is sexton to the whole world,"

"God rolls the dice."

"If time travel is possible, where are all the visitors from the future?"

"To simulationsly prevent and prepare for war is impossible."

"They say god is in the earth, I say god is in our heads."

"Life is one long blink, then you're dead."

"Go not where your mind goes, but where your heart leads you"

"To fight death is to fight war: you always lose"

"Life is somewhere in between imagination and reality."

"After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box."

Answer 3

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The injury we do and the one we suffer are not weighed in the same
scales: Aesop, Fables =

He does not believe who does not live according to his
belief: Thomas Fuller =

In the last analysis we must be judged by what we do
and not by what we believe. We are as we behave - Geoffrey L. Rudd, The British
Vegetarian, September/October 1962

Answer 4

I know a really funny one from the tv show Scrubs, but it will probably be censored here.

"People are bastard-covered bastards with bastard filling." Dr Cox

Answer 5

Common sense... what may seem common to one may not seem sensible to another .

Answer 6

a friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though you're slightly cracked

Answer 7

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.-GWTW