How are babies made?

Answer 1

When a mummy loves a daddy very much, they have a special hug and daddy puts a tiny seed in mummy's belly button. This becomes a baby.

Answer 2

Well, when a Mommy and Daddy really love each other, the Daddy drives his car into the Mommies garage. But sometimes he doesn't always get it in right so he backs up and goes forward many times.....when the Daddies lights go off he is done and then 9 months later the baby is born. Provided the Daddy isn't driving a lemon!!!

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Answer 3

First a mom and dad decide they want to make each other happy after too many shots of tequila. After five miuntes of boredom the man hops off the woman who goes into the bathroom to finish the job herself. Usually two weeks later she's pissed as hell at the world and decides to take a test and to her utter dismay she's carrying the child of a man who disgusts her to no ends.

Answer 4

combine four eggs, two jugs of milk, one smoked sausage, unsalted nuts, one set of fresh buns. Mix thouroughly, add sausage on sheet (greased or ungreased), knead mixture for 2 to 45 minutes (depending on appetite), heat until hot, continue kneading and mixing until mixture appears gooey and satiated. Let stand for 12 mminutes. Repeat if necessary.

Answer 5

Made in China, available at "Babies R Us"

Answer 6

mummy and daddy kiss each other and lock themselves in the room,you will keep hearing 'ah,ah' and after nine months,mummy goes to the doctor and out pops a baby

Answer 7

They are made by Mommies and Daddies of course.

Answer 8

With tender loving care

Answer 9

Test Tubes, lol

Answer 10

The stork brings them