She's been refusing for at least 2 months now.
I consider it a form of Domestic Abuse.
2007-02-19 11:27:26 · 23 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
show it to Bill Cosby next time he comes over. he'll know what to do
2007-02-19 11:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's the plan:
Tell her, oh honey we are having a spa day right here, just for you. Open up 3 boxes of home perm mix behind her back and lovingly apply with tight rollers. Like 1cm diameter rollers. When her hair is that of a nappy Brillo pad, roll up your sleeves, and thrust her her down forcefully, moving it up down, all around, holding her ears firmly in place, using it of course, to scrub out the befouled bowl. If you find yourself hollering about being the tidey bowl boy, well, just go with it.
Never involve the police in domestic disputes when yelling, brainwashing and dominance can take care of a problem much more effectively.
2007-02-20 05:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What started this onslaught? Did you do something to anger her? Is she trying to get revenge? Were you a naughty boy?
If she is just lazy...well, put up a poster to remind her to FLUSH! or just shut up and flush before you use it. I live with my daughter and 9 yr. old granddaughter. I have the same problem....it is useless to nag. Is this Gramma abuse?
2007-02-19 19:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should she have you arrested for tinkling on the seat?
You both need help. Or you could do the simple thing of installing a automatic flusher like you see at the airports.
2007-02-19 19:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by Bigdog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does she know you write questions about her? You may be the one who is arrested.
My recommendation: Flush it yourself and don't say a word. She'll wonder why it doesn't bother you anymore.
2007-02-19 19:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you remember to put the toliet seat down. If not than she could have you arrested as well..lol
-L
2007-02-19 19:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can get the charges to stick please email me & let me know....then I'm going to have my husband AND son arrested for leaving the toilet seat up AND for dribbling onto the floor.
2007-02-19 19:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by slimred62 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea plus thats pollution. Have her thrown in the choky.
2007-02-19 19:30:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should.
Or lock her down in there for at least a week and see what will come out of it. LOL
2007-02-19 19:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by tanyasiv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no just stick her head down the loo an flush .
2007-02-19 19:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋